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UCLA Explains 0-50 Loss to USC

UCLA Blames Crushing 0-50 Loss on 'Lousy Players'

Braddon Mendelson November 28, 2011

LOS ANGELES (TheSkunk.org) -- UCLA Coach Rick Neuheisel blamed Saturday night's colossal 0-50 loss against rival USC...

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Sports

Super Bowl Delayed to Give Fan Time to Purchase TV

Braddon Mendelson February 7, 2010

Superbowl XLIV has been delayed indefinitely today, to give dock worker Harry Archburn enough time to purchase...

Michael Vick Signed to 'Fighting Bulldogs'

Braddon Mendelson August 3, 2009

SALEM, OR – NFL expansion team, the “Fighting Bulldogs” – who have been struggling every season to...