GOP: New Fonts Will Attract Voters
“People want the GOP to stop using the same old typeface,” explained Reince Priebus, Chairman of the Republican National Committee, “and replace it with something that is more visually alluring.”
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'Righteous Indignation’ New Theme of RNC Convention
RNC Chairman Reince Priebus decided the theme for the final two days of the Republican Convention would be “Righteous Indignation.”
GOP Dead at 156
The Republican Party was found dead in its apartment Thursday, the victim of apparent suicide.
10 Most Restrictive Anti-Woman Laws of 2012
The ten most restrictive anti-woman laws passed by state legislatures in 2012.
Would-Be Assassins Dissatisfied with GOP Candidates
A new CNN poll released today shows 83 percent of would-be assassins are dissatisfied with the current field of Republican presidential candidates.
Romney Campaign Uses Antisocial Media
BOSTON — Presidential candidate Mitt Romney took down his Facebook page Monday and replaced it with the words “Go Away,” making him the first politician to use antisocial media to spread his detached message of aloofness and indifference to American voters.
Donald Trump to Debate His Own Penis
Donald Trump announced he will be debating his own penis.
Sandusky to Enter Republican Primary Race
STATE COLLEGE, PA — Former Penn State football coach Jerry Sandusky has thrown his hat into the 2012 Republican presidential primary race.
GOP Candidates Call Ten Commandments 'Over-Regulation'; Would Repeal Five of Them
GOP Candidates Call Ten Commandments ‘Over-Regulation’; Would Repeal Five of Them
Republicans Seek to Draft Corpse of Jesse Helms to Run in Presidential Primaries
Republican officials are trying to persuade the corpse of the late Senator Jesse Helms to enter the presidential primary race.
