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Claim your Bailout Money Today!

Claim your Bailout Money Today!

By Editors, The Skunk • on September 25, 2008

WASHINGTON — The federal government is planning on bailing out huge Wall Street corporations with up to a trillion dollars of taxpayers’ money — your money! The Skunk doesn’t think that’s fair.  We believe average citizens like you should get a cut of the proceeds.  That’s

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Tennessee Man Receives Government Bailout

Tennessee Man Receives Government Bailout

By Editors, The Skunk • on September 19, 2008

WASHINGTON — The Federal Reserve today announced it will be giving 14 billion dollars to Thomas Shale, a blue collar textile worker from Knoxville.  Mr. Shale had fallen into tremendous, unmanageable debt over the last three years and was on the brink of financial ruin. “I went a little

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