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Haitians eagerly await arrival of iPads

Haitians eagerly await arrival of iPads

By Editors, The Skunk • on February 1, 2010

CUPERTINO, CA — CEO Steven Jobs announced today that Apple will ship ten million iPads to Haiti to aid the disaster-stricken country. According to Jobs, the tiny island nation will be the first market in the world to receive

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Americans turn to Haiti for medical care

Americans turn to Haiti for medical care

By Editors, The Skunk • on January 30, 2010

PORT-AU-PRICE, Haiti — Scores of ailing Americans arrive in this impoverished country by the hour, seeking life-saving medical treatment — unavailable to them

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GOP opposes ‘public option’ for Haitians

GOP opposes ‘public option’ for Haitians

By Editors, The Skunk • on January 15, 2010

WASHINGTON — Republican lawmakers today strongly condemned President Obama’s use of a government funded “public option” to provide medical aid to

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Haiti to replace missionaries with Jews

Haiti to replace missionaries with Jews

By Editors, The Skunk • on January 13, 2010

PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti — Haitians are asking the world to stop sending missionaries to their devastated country, and send Jews instead. Thousands of Haitians crowded

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Haitians despondent over Simon Cowell departure from ‘Idol’

Haitians despondent over Simon Cowell departure from ‘Idol’

By Editors, The Skunk • on January 12, 2010

PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti – Not even the shock of a 7.0 earthquake, which devastated this tiny island nation on Tuesday, could distract its inhabitants from the distraught that

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