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		<title>FOX claims it’s the only news Jesus will watch</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 04:20:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[FOX ad proclaiming it’s the only news Jesus will watch]]></description>
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		<title>Christ&#8217;s lover chastises gay marriage opponents</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 20:59:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[SACRAMENTO -- Moses Josephson, the gay lover of Jesus Christ, returned from the dead on Good Friday to plead with anti-gay marriage activists to cease their activities.]]></description>
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		<title>Jesus&#8217; suicide note unearthed</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 00:19:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[JERUSALEM -- New archaeological evidence uncovered over the weekend suggests that Jesus was not sentenced to crucifixion by the Roman Empire as previously believed, but that he committed suicide by nailing his own writsts to the cross.]]></description>
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		<title>Palin Caught in Prank Jesus Call</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Nov 2008 01:00:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[JUNEAU, AK &#8212; Former vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin had a brief phone conversation with a man she believed was Jesus Christ, who promised to make her president in 2012.  The call was later revealed to be a prank.
&#8220;The voice sounded like it could easily have been that of our lord and savior,&#8221; said Palin.  &#8221;He [...]]]></description>
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		<title>McCain Rejects Endorsement from Talking Jesus Head</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 08:00:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[CLEVELAND, OH &#8211; Senator McCain rejected yet another religious endorsement, today, this time from a battery-operated, talking Jesus head.
Purchased by McCain for 29.95, “The Submissive Jesus” speaks 100 random phrases, such as, “Just wait ‘til your heavenly father gets home” and “Don’t make me mad, you wouldn’t like me when I’m mad.”
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