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	<title>TheSkunk.org &#187; John McCain</title>
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		<title>The Skunk News &#124; January 2010</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/01/the-skunk-news-january-2010/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/01/the-skunk-news-january-2010/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 01:05:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[John McCain]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[John McCain's new book. More on Tiger Woods. Obama's Hollywood dreams.]]></description>
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		<title>McCain wants own library despite the fact he isn’t president</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/mccain-wants-own-library-despite-the-fact-he-isnt-president/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/mccain-wants-own-library-despite-the-fact-he-isnt-president/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 07:47:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[SEDONA, AZ -- Senator John McCain today announced plans to build his own presidential library, despite the fact that he is not -- and has never been -- the president.]]></description>
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		<title>Obama wants citizens to print their own money</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/02/obama-wants-citizens-to-print-their-own-money/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/02/obama-wants-citizens-to-print-their-own-money/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 07:22:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theskunk.org/?p=2571</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[DENVER -- The way out of the country's economic woes is to let citizens print their own money, said President Barack Obama to a cheering crowd of unemployed construction workers in the Mile High City.]]></description>
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		<title>Donald Trump to Purchase Hanoi Hilton</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/01/donald-trump-to-purchase-hanoi-hilton/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/01/donald-trump-to-purchase-hanoi-hilton/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2009 22:56:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[HANOI, VIETNAM -- Donald Trump has made an offer to purchase the "Hanoi Hilton," the infamous Vietnamese prison where John McCain spent five years as a POW, and turn it into high-rise, luxury resort.]]></description>
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		<title>Court Orders Joe the Plumber Back to Anonymity</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/11/court-orders-joe-the-plumber-back-to-anonymity/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/11/court-orders-joe-the-plumber-back-to-anonymity/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 21:37:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Culture]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Political P.U.]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[CLEVELAND &#8212; Joe the Plumber, the entrepreneur used as an example of an everyman by former presidential candidate John McCain, made it clear he wanted to extend his fifteen minutes of fame by pursuing book deals and tv contracts, but a federal court today ordered him back to the recesses of anonymity.
Judge Barry Tipton said [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Harassing Phone Calls Linked to McCain</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/11/harassing-phone-calls-linked-to-mccain/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/11/harassing-phone-calls-linked-to-mccain/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2008 20:38:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Election 2008]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[



PHOENIX, AZ &#8212; Backers of Senator Barack Obama have been receiving anonymous phone calls, assailing them with vulgar language and crude remarks.  The RNC and McCain campaign have denied any knowledge of the calls, but Senator Obama wants an investigation.
Over two-hundred such calls, placed between the hours of 8:00 and 9:00 pm (CST), have been [...]]]></description>
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		<title>McCain to Enslave Poor</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/10/mccain-to-enslave-poor/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/10/mccain-to-enslave-poor/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 16:10:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[SUPREMECY, OH -- In a last-ditch-effort to present a solution to the nation's ailing economy, Senator John McCain today disclosed a new plan to allow small businesses to utilize the country's poor without having to compensate them.]]></description>
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		<title>U.S. Gov&#8217;t Pays $4 Million Dollars to Joe the Plumber for Replacement of Washer</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/10/us-govt-pays-4-million-dollars-to-joe-the-plumber-for-replacement-of-washer/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/10/us-govt-pays-4-million-dollars-to-joe-the-plumber-for-replacement-of-washer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 18:21:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theskunk.org/?p=1580</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Government Accounting Office reported today that the man McCain refers to as "Joe the Plumber" has been paid $4 million dollars from the U.S. government to replace a washer at a military facility in New Jersey.]]></description>
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		<title>&#8216;Plumber Joe&#8217; Replaced by &#8216;Crack Whore Wanda&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/10/plumber-joe-replaced-by-crack-whore-wanda/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/10/plumber-joe-replaced-by-crack-whore-wanda/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 19:10:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Election 2008]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[AKRON, OH -- In a speech today, Senator McCain alluded to a young prostitute named Wanda he had recently met, who sells her body on street corners and dark alleyways.  "Wanda is a working, single mother, and shouldn't have to pay increased taxes," said McCain.  "I trust her to do a better job with her own money than the government, but under Senator Obama's tax policies, she wouldn't have enough cash to pay her rent, compensate her pimp and purchase a supply of clean needles. "]]></description>
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		<title>McCain&#8217;s Wife to Buy Votes, Spur Economy</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/10/mccains-wife-to-buy-votes-spur-economy/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/10/mccains-wife-to-buy-votes-spur-economy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 09:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Election 2008]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[NEW YORK, NY &#8212; While taping a segment for the TV show, &#8220;The View,&#8221; John McCain announced a new economic plan, where citizens would be paid one-thousand dollars each to cast their vote for the senator.
The money, distributed in newly printed one-hundred dollar bills, would be coming from private sources.  &#8220;That&#8217;s the beauty of it,&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gov. Palin to be Replaced with SNL&#8217;s Tina Fey</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/10/gov-palin-to-be-replaced-with-snls-tina-fey/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/10/gov-palin-to-be-replaced-with-snls-tina-fey/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 21:41:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[NEW YORK &#8212; In yet another stunning announcement from the McCain campaign, the Republican presidential nominee said that he will be replacing his vice presidential running mate, Sarah Palin, with Tina Fey, the writer-producer-actor who portrayed Palin in a  series of sketches on Saturday Night Live.
&#8220;Ms. Fey has all the charm and wit of Governor [...]]]></description>
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		<title>McCain Interviews Writers for Concession Speech</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/mccain-interviews-writers-for-concession-speech/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/mccain-interviews-writers-for-concession-speech/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[SEDONA, AZ &#8212; John McCain is currently seeking writers for his November 4th concession speech. “It’s important to the American people that a concession speech come across as sincere to the voters and contrite to his supporters,” said Senator McCain. “I&#8217;ll be selecting from some of the best writers in the country, and will start [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Breaking News: McCain Asks to Suspend Election</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/breaking-news-mccain-asks-to-suspend-election/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/breaking-news-mccain-asks-to-suspend-election/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 21:42:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[NEW YORK &#8212; Republican John McCain said Wednesday he wants to postpone the 2008 presidential election in order to take time to study the economy, and he has called upon Barack Obama to join him in support of this idea.
&#8220;In this precarious economic time, it is important to put politics behind us and work together [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New McCain Strategy: I&#8217;m Blacker than Obama</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/new-mccain-strategy-im-blacker-than-obama/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/new-mccain-strategy-im-blacker-than-obama/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 17:27:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[PHILADELPHIA -- In a recent television ad, Senator McCain is shown addressing a group of African Americans, telling them that Obama is not half the black man he is.

"Let's not fall into the trap of judging blackness by the color of a man's skin," said McCain.  "I am proud to be a black American.  The tint of my exterior may reflect my albino heritage, but in my heart I am blacker than the decaying infra-structure of our inner cities."]]></description>
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		<title>Tennessee Man Receives Government Bailout</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/tennessee-man-receives-government-bailout/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/tennessee-man-receives-government-bailout/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 07:06:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Economy]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON -- The Federal Reserve today announced it will be giving 14 billion dollars to Thomas Shale, a blue collar textile worker from Knoxville.  Mr. Shale had fallen into tremendous, unmanageable debt over the last three years and was on the brink of financial ruin.]]></description>
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		<title>Pelosi on Palin: Way too Young</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/pelosi-on-palin-way-too-young/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/pelosi-on-palin-way-too-young/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 18:06:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON &#8212; Representative Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House of Representatives and second in line for the presidency, expressed her disappointment in the selection of Sarah Palin as the Republican VP candidate, saying that John McCain, 72, should have selected a running mate who is &#8220;even older than he is.&#8221;
Praising McCain as an aging war hero [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lipstick-Wearing Pig Offended by McCain Comments</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/lipstick-wearing-pig-offended-by-mccain-comments/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/lipstick-wearing-pig-offended-by-mccain-comments/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 03:29:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[FAIRFAX, VA &#8212; John McCain accused Senator Obama today of making a disparaging reference to Gov. Sarah Palin by uttering the phrase &#8220;You can put lipstick on a pig, but it&#8217;s still a pig.&#8221;
This offended Osco, a locally raised, lipstick-wearing pig from a farm in Canton.  &#8220;Wearing lipstick is a personal choice,&#8221; said Osco.  &#8220;But to be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sarah Palin to Celebrate Election Victory by Getting Pregnant</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/sarah-palin-to-celebrate-election-victory-by-getting-pregnant/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/sarah-palin-to-celebrate-election-victory-by-getting-pregnant/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 01:27:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[LEBANON, Ohio &#8212; Gov. Sarah Palin expects to win the vice presidency of the United States, and when she does, her fist order of business is to get herself &#8220;in a family way&#8221; &#8212; again.
&#8220;How wonderful it would be to conceive a child in the Vice President&#8217;s residence?&#8221; asked Palin, a mother of two boys [...]]]></description>
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		<title>McCain Reenacts Crucifixion to Gain Evangelical Vote</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/mccain-reenacts-crucifixtion-to-gain-evangelical-vote/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/mccain-reenacts-crucifixtion-to-gain-evangelical-vote/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 04:29:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theskunk.org/?p=677</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[FLAGSTAFF, AZ &#8212; John McCain today had himself nailed to a huge wooden cross &#8212; with the exact dimensions as the one used for Jesus &#8212; in order to prove his devoutness to the still skeptical evangelical electorate.
&#8220;This is nothing,&#8221; said the Senator from Arizona. &#8220;Once you&#8217;ve spent seven years in solitary confinemen inside a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>McCain Names Cheerleader Secretary of State</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/mccain-names-cheerleader-secretary-of-state/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/mccain-names-cheerleader-secretary-of-state/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 08:00:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[MINNEAPOLIS &#8211; On the tails of his controversial vice-presidential selection, Senator John McCain has made yet another startling announcement, this time telling an audience of steelworkers that 16-year-old Emma Rae Schurr of Bulls Gap, Tennessee will be his Secretary of State.
Ms. Schurr is a junior at Robert E. Lee High School, where she captains the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Psychic Predicts Complete Text of McCain Acceptance Speech</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/psychic-predicts-text-of-mccain-acceptance-speech/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/psychic-predicts-text-of-mccain-acceptance-speech/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 22:37:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theskunk.org/?p=896</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[ST. PAUL, MN / SPECIAL TO THE SKUNK &#8212; The head psychic on staff at TheSkunk.org has peered into the mind of John McCain to obtain the highly guarded acceptance speech he will be delivering tonight at the Republican Convention.  What follows is the full speech, pieced together directly from Senator McCain&#8217;s head, transcribed in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>McCain Gaining Ground with Lunatic Fringe</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/mccain-gaining-ground-with-lunatic-fringe/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/mccain-gaining-ground-with-lunatic-fringe/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 17:28:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theskunk.org/?p=827</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[MINNEAPOLIS &#8212; Sen. John McCain&#8217;s polling numbers have remained consistent over the last four months, with the exception of one category, The Lunatic Fringe, where he is steadily gaining ground.
A recent BSN poll showed that McCain is winning the vote of crazies, dingbats and sociopaths by 63%, which shows a significant increase of 22% since [...]]]></description>
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		<title>McCain Taps Beauty Queen to Rally Horny Vote</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/08/mccain-taps-beauty-queen-to-rally-horny-vote/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/08/mccain-taps-beauty-queen-to-rally-horny-vote/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 01:18:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[DAYTON, OH &#8212; With the announcement of Governor Sarah Palin of Alaska &#8212; a runner-up in the 1984 Miss Alaska pageant &#8212; as his choice for vice president, Senator John McCain believes he is making progress in bringing the &#8220;horny&#8221; vote to his camp.
&#8220;In my search for a running mate, I realized there was one demographic [...]]]></description>
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		<title>McCain Selects Obama for Running Mate</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/08/mccain-selects-obama-for-running-mate/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/08/mccain-selects-obama-for-running-mate/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 17:15:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ARIZONA &#8211; In a surprise move early this morning, Sen. John McCain announced that Barack Obama will be his running mate for the 2008 presidential election.
&#8220;He brings a lot of voters with him,” said McCain. “He’s stronger on the economy than I am, and together the two of us would make an unbeatable team that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>McCain Drilling Plan: Pump Oil Directly into Ocean</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/08/mccain-plan-for-offshore-oil-drill-and-spill/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/08/mccain-plan-for-offshore-oil-drill-and-spill/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 22:03:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[NEW ORLEANS, LA &#8212; John McCain announced today a plan for offshore rigs to pump oil directly into the ocean.
&#8220;We already have the technology,&#8221; said McCain.  &#8220;The United States is the best in the world when it comes to releasing petroleum directly into the seas.  And our experience with the Exxon Valdez and more recently [...]]]></description>
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		<title>McCain Vetting VPs over Strip Poker</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/08/mccain-vetting-vps-over-strip-poker/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/08/mccain-vetting-vps-over-strip-poker/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 08:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[John McCain will be hosting an evening of strip poker at his ranch in Sedona, Arizona, to size-up some of the contenders he is considering as potential running mates.
“It’s just a casual affair,” said McCain. “We get together, kick back a few beers and play Texas Hold ‘em until midnight &#8212; or until all of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>McCain Sets New Record for Use of Term &#8220;Surge&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/08/mccain-sets-new-record-for-use-of-term-surge/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/08/mccain-sets-new-record-for-use-of-term-surge/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 01:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://therepublicant.org/?p=188</guid>
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LOS ANGELES &#8211; Before an audience of mostly independent voters, Senator John McCain mentioned the word &#8220;Surge&#8221; four-hundred, eighteen times, setting a new record for an American politician to use a meaningless catch phrase in a single speech. The previous record was held by Ronald Reagan, who uttered &#8220;I do not recall&#8221; in 314 responses [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The LexiCON: Conservative Lingo Exposed #4</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/08/the-lexiconservative-4/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/08/the-lexiconservative-4/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 19:25:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[mar · riage (mar&#8217; ij) n. Union between a man and the woman he will eventually leave for his younger, more attractive mistress.  SEE: JOHN MCCAIN.





		
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		<title>McCain to Defend Georgia with “Surge of One”</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/08/mccain-to-defend-georgia-with-surge-of-one/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/08/mccain-to-defend-georgia-with-surge-of-one/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 23:35:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON, DC &#8212; John McCain has volunteered to pilot an F-16 to confront the Russian army and put an end to the fighting in Georgia. The senator would be the sole U.S. military response to the conflict.
McCain characterized the mission as a “Surge of One,” enabling him to push the Russians back to their border [...]]]></description>
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		<title>McCain Rejects Endorsement from Talking Jesus Head</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/08/mccain-rejects-endorsement-from-talking-jesus-head/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/08/mccain-rejects-endorsement-from-talking-jesus-head/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 08:00:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[CLEVELAND, OH &#8211; Senator McCain rejected yet another religious endorsement, today, this time from a battery-operated, talking Jesus head.
Purchased by McCain for 29.95, “The Submissive Jesus” speaks 100 random phrases, such as, “Just wait ‘til your heavenly father gets home” and “Don’t make me mad, you wouldn’t like me when I’m mad.”
Supporters observed McCain bringing [...]]]></description>
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