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		<title>Rush Limbaugh Regrets Not Holding Michael Jackson</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/rush-limbaugh-regrets-not-holding-michael-jackson/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 19:22:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In his nationally syndicated radio program, Rush Limbaugh regretted not holding Michael Jackson in his arms before the pop idol passed away last month.]]></description>
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		<title>New Rules Allow Celebrities to Die Four at a Time</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/new-rules-allow-celebrities-to-die-four-at-a-time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 22:17:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[New rules issued today make it okay for public figures to kick the bucket in groups of four.]]></description>
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		<title>Michael Jackson to be Buried in Little Boy’s Ass</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/michael-jackson-to-be-buried-in-little-boys-ass/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 19:18:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pop icon Michael Jackson has proven to be as unconventional in death as he was in life. According to a Jackson family spokesperson, once the King of Pop’s remains are cremated, his ashes will be laid to rest deep inside the buttocks of a little boy.
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		<title>Tito Jackson Seeks to Replace Brother as &#8216;King of Pop&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 23:17:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[LOS ANGELES -- Tito Jackson declared himself the new King of Pop today, promising to fill the void in fans' hearts left by the death of his superstar younger brother.]]></description>
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		<title>Diahann Carroll and Leslie Uggams Slighted in Jackson Will</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/diahann-carroll-and-leslie-uggams-slighted-in-jackson-will/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:35:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[HOLLYWOOD -- Performers Diahann Carroll and Leslie Uggams expressed their indignation today at being excluded from Michael Jackson's will.]]></description>
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		<title>Jackson&#8217;s Black Body Also Found Dead</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/jacksons-black-body-also-found-dead/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 01:28:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[LOS ANGELES -- In a sad turn of events, the black body of Michael Jackson was found dead Wednesday, less than a week after his white one departed.]]></description>
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		<title>Shlockheads Mourn Loss of Pitchman Billy Mays</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/world-mourns-loss-of-pitchman-billy-mays/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/world-mourns-loss-of-pitchman-billy-mays/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2009 20:25:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[HOLLYWOOD, CA -- Cases of OxiClean and the Handy Switch have been flying off the shelves in cities around the world, as distraught fans of the late Billy Mays try to hold onto a little bit of the departed pitchman’s magic.]]></description>
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		<title>Plans Intact for Michael Jackson to Appear in Concert</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/plans-for-michael-jackson-concert-still-on-track/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/plans-for-michael-jackson-concert-still-on-track/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2009 16:59:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[LONDON – Faced with the possibility of refunding $85 million in tickets sales, promoters for the concert series that Michael Jackson was preparing for at the time of his death have decided to honor the 750,000 pre-sold tickets and move forward with the shows. ]]></description>
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