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GOP opposes ‘public option’ for Haitians

GOP opposes ‘public option’ for Haitians

By Editors, The Skunk • on January 15, 2010

WASHINGTON — Republican lawmakers today strongly condemned President Obama’s use of a government funded “public option” to provide medical aid to Haitian earthquake victims. “We don’t want the

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Cross tattooed on Clarence Thomas’ lower back violates separation of church and state, says Sotomayor

Cross tattooed on Clarence Thomas’ lower back violates separation of church and state, says Sotomayor

By Editors, The Skunk • on January 4, 2010

WASHINGTON — Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor issued a formal complaint about a cross tattooed on Clarence Thomas’s lower back — a form of body art known as a “Tramp Stamp” — calling

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Republicans propose Ayatollah system for U.S.

Republicans propose Ayatollah system for U.S.

By Editors, The Skunk • on June 19, 2009

WASHINGTON, DC – In a speech at a recent Republican fundraiser, former House Speaker New Gingrich proposed that the United States adopt an Iranian-style Ayatollah form of government. “We can keep the showy remnants of our democracy,” explained Gingrich, “while ceding ultimate power to a

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Republicans Say Goodbye to Elephant

Republicans Say Goodbye to Elephant

By Editors, The Skunk • on May 10, 2008

The elephant, long the familiar symbol of the GOP, has followed the Marlboro Man into the dustbin of retired icons. A special committee appointed by the RNC, headed by Newt Gingrich and Ann Coulter, has chosen a new emblem, which will be unveiled at the 2008 Republican convention. The logo, a graphically

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