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	<title>The Skunk &#124; Tasteless American Satire for the Ill-Informed &#187; newt gingrich</title>
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	<description>Award-Winning American Cultural and Political Satire. The Skunk is an equal opportunity offender.</description>
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		<title>Newt Gingrich Sues Satire Website</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2012/01/newt-gingrich-sues-satire-website/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2012 00:40:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[LOS ANGELES -- Presidential candidate Newt Gingrich filed a libel lawsuit today against website The Skunk (www.TheSkunk.org), claiming the satirical publication defamed his reputation in an article from last April titled “Gingrich Paid for Anal Bleachings with Government Funds.”]]></description>
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		<title>The 10 Greatest Jobs of 2012</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/12/the-10-greatest-jobs-of-2012/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2011 22:49:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As 2012 looms just around the corner, The Skunk is pleased to present its annual assessment of the ten greatest jobs of the new year.  ]]></description>
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		<title>Gingrich Accidentally Buried at Sea</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/05/gingrich-accidentally-buried-at-sea/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 May 2011 07:10:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Newt Gingrich was lowered into the sea today from the side of the USS Ronald Reagan.]]></description>
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		<title>Gingrich to Marry bin Laden Wife No. 7</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/05/gingrich-to-marry-bin-laden-wife-no-7/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/05/gingrich-to-marry-bin-laden-wife-no-7/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 May 2011 18:06:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Newt Gingrich has announced plans to marry the seventh wife of slain terrorist Osama bin Laden, 19-year-old Durriya Habou bin Laden.]]></description>
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		<title>Gingrich Paid for Anal Bleachings with Government Funds</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/04/gingrich-paid-for-anal-bleachings-with-government-funds/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/04/gingrich-paid-for-anal-bleachings-with-government-funds/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Apr 2011 18:42:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich paid for multiple anal bleachings during his tenure in Congress using money from his office's general fund. <br /><br />How much did he spend?]]></description>
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		<title>Compulsive Masturbation &#8216;Unconstitutional&#8217; Says Bachmann</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/03/compulsive-masturbation-unconstitutional-says-bachmann/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/03/compulsive-masturbation-unconstitutional-says-bachmann/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Mar 2011 22:21:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) -- Rep. Michele Bachmann told reporters today that compulsive masturbation was unconstitutional, asserting that lawmakers cannot “force citizens to get themselves off."
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		<title>Mel Gibson to Head RNC</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/07/mel-gibson-to-head-rnc/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/07/mel-gibson-to-head-rnc/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 19:49:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a survey taken shortly after Gibson's infamous phone tirades against his ex-girlfriend were made public, 83% of RNC members said they "strongly admired" the epithet-spouting Oscar-winning actor.]]></description>
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		<title>GOP Opposes &#8216;Public Option&#8217; for Haitians</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/01/gop-opposes-public-option-for-haitians/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/01/gop-opposes-public-option-for-haitians/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 16:49:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON -- Republican lawmakers today strongly condemned President Obama’s use of government money to provide medical aid to Haitian earthquake victims.]]></description>
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		<title>Cross Tattooed on Clarence Thomas&#8217;s Lower Back Violates Separation of Church and State, Says Sotomayor</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/01/cross-tattooed-on-clarence-thomas-lower-back-violates-separation-of-church-and-state/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/01/cross-tattooed-on-clarence-thomas-lower-back-violates-separation-of-church-and-state/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 08:01:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor issued a formal complaint about a cross tattooed on Clarence Thomas's lower back -- ]]></description>
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		<title>God Hates Newt Gingrinch</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/12/god-hates-newt-gingrinch/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/12/god-hates-newt-gingrinch/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 21:25:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[NEW YORK -- The Lord God disclosed today in an interview with Keith Olbermann that he "really, really" despises former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich.
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		<title>Republicans Propose Ayatollah System for U.S.</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/republicans-propose-ayatollah-system-for-u-s/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/republicans-propose-ayatollah-system-for-u-s/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 19:05:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON, DC -- In a speech at a recent Republican fundraiser, former House Speaker New Gingrich proposed that the United States adopt an Iranian-style Ayatollah form of government.]]></description>
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		<title>Republicans File Bankruptcy in Court of Ideas</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/02/republicans-file-bankruptcy-in-court-of-ideas/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/02/republicans-file-bankruptcy-in-court-of-ideas/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 02:55:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON, D.C.  -- The Republican National Committee filed for bankruptcy today in the U.S. Court of Ideas, citing decades of doctrines that don't work and an inability to generate new thoughts and workable models for society.]]></description>
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		<title>Republicans Say Goodbye to Elephant</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/05/republicans-say-goodbye-to-elephant/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 09:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The elephant, long the familiar symbol of the GOP, has followed the Marlboro Man into the dustbin of retired icons. A special committee appointed by the RNC, headed by Newt Gingrich and Ann Coulter, has chosen a new emblem, which will be unveiled at the 2008 Republican convention. The logo, a graphically designed mound of [...]]]></description>
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