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	<title>The Skunk &#124; Tasteless American Satire for the Ill-Informed &#187; obama</title>
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		<title>Obama Uses Reverse Psychology to Pass Jobs Bill</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/10/obama-uses-reverse-psychology-to-pass-jobs-bill/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/10/obama-uses-reverse-psychology-to-pass-jobs-bill/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Oct 2011 05:01:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON -- After three years of having congressional Republicans do the opposite of whatever he attempted, President Obama decided to use reverse psychology on the GOP to get them to move forward with his agenda.]]></description>
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		<title>Herman Cain Proposes Running Country Only During Business Hours</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/10/herman-cain-proposes-running-country-only-during-business-hours/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/10/herman-cain-proposes-running-country-only-during-business-hours/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Oct 2011 17:46:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In order to operate the United States in a more efficient manner, Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain today proposed new business hours for the country.]]></description>
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		<title>Bachmann Blames Apple CEO&#8217;s Death on Obama&#8217;s &#8216;Jobs Killing&#8217; Policies</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/10/bachmann-blames-apple-ceos-death-on-obamas-jobs-killing-policies/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/10/bachmann-blames-apple-ceos-death-on-obamas-jobs-killing-policies/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2011 18:22:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bachmann accused Obama of lacking the leadership necessary to “keep Jobs thriving in this economy.”]]></description>
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		<title>House Votes to Extend Hatred of Obama for Six Months</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/07/house-votes-to-extend-hatred-of-obama-for-six-months/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/07/house-votes-to-extend-hatred-of-obama-for-six-months/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2011 20:54:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Congress approved legislation this morning that would extend the GOP's hatred of President Obama for another six months.]]></description>
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		<title>America&#8217;s Visa Gold Card Cancelled</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/07/americas-visa-gold-card-cancelled/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/07/americas-visa-gold-card-cancelled/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jul 2011 01:46:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Economy]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Visa Gold Rewards Card informed the U.S. government that it is $17 billion over its credit limit and charge privileges have been terminated.]]></description>
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		<title>Trump Claims He&#8217;s Killed More Terrorists than Obama</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/05/trump-claims-hes-killed-more-terrorists-than-obama/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/05/trump-claims-hes-killed-more-terrorists-than-obama/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 May 2011 03:17:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Donald Trump told reporters Monday that he is "very proud and honored" to have killed many more terrorists than the President.]]></description>
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		<title>Boehner Assures Public His Taxes Won&#8217;t Go Up</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/04/boehner-assures-public-his-taxes-wont-go-up/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/04/boehner-assures-public-his-taxes-wont-go-up/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2011 15:52:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[John Boehner assured the American people that whatever version of the budget is finally passed, his personal taxes will not increase. ]]></description>
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		<title>Michele Bachmann Opposes No-Fly Zone in Favor of No-Mosquito Zone</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/03/michele-bachmann-opposes-no-fly-zone-in-favor-of-no-mosquito-zone/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/03/michele-bachmann-opposes-no-fly-zone-in-favor-of-no-mosquito-zone/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2011 18:14:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Michele Bachmann told reports she wants to repeal the no-fly zone over Libya and replace it with something else.]]></description>
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		<title>Boehner Blames Japan Quake on Obama Tax Policy</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/03/boehner-blames-japan-quake-on-obama-tax-policy/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/03/boehner-blames-japan-quake-on-obama-tax-policy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Mar 2011 00:01:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) – Calling it another example of why he believes it is bad for the economy to raise taxes during a recession, Speaker John Boehner laid blame for the recent 8.9 earthquake off the coast of Japan at the failed policies of the Obama administration.
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		<title>Obama Urges Citizens to Hearken Back to the Obama of 2008</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/06/obama-urges-citizens-to-hearken-back-to-the-obama-of-2008/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/06/obama-urges-citizens-to-hearken-back-to-the-obama-of-2008/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2010 16:50:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[FENTON, IL (TheSkunk.org) -- In a commencement address before 300 graduating high school seniors, President Obama urged Americans to recall with fondness the era of his presidential campaign of 2008, which he referred to as "good times for all."]]></description>
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		<title>Obama Sets Timetable for War on Poverty</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/05/obama-sets-timetable-for-war-on-poverty/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/05/obama-sets-timetable-for-war-on-poverty/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 May 2010 00:46:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theskunk.org/?p=8739</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Declaring that the United States will not commit itself to another unending, unwinnable conflict, President Obama today called for a complete withdrawal from the War on Poverty within 18 months.
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		<title>Joe Biden Crashes State Dinner</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/11/joe-biden-crashes-state-dinner/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/11/joe-biden-crashes-state-dinner/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:21:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON -- Vice President Joe Biden exposed a breach in security last week when he showed up at a White House state dinner, uninvited.]]></description>
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		<title>Obama Warns of ‘Axis of Buffoonery’</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/09/obama-warns-of-axis-of-buffoonery/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/09/obama-warns-of-axis-of-buffoonery/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 18:29:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[President Obama today warned the world of the threat posed by leaders Hugo Chavez, Muammar al-Gaddafi and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, whom he referred to as the "Axis of Buffoonery."]]></description>
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		<title>Jackasses Offended by Comparison to Kanye</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/09/jackasses-offended-by-comparison-to-kanye/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/09/jackasses-offended-by-comparison-to-kanye/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 01:35:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[CALIFORNIA -- An off-the-record comment by President Obama calling Kanye West a “jackass” has been rebuffed by a herd of wild donkeys in the San Bernardino Mountains, east of Los Angeles.
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		<title>Kanye West hired by Republicans to heckle President</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/09/kanye-west-hired-by-republicans-to-heckle-president/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/09/kanye-west-hired-by-republicans-to-heckle-president/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 18:50:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON -- The Republican National Committee has hired Kanye West to interrupt President Obama’s speeches on healthcare, according to RNC Chairman Michael Steele. ]]></description>
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		<title>Budweiser Hires Congressman Wilson for ‘Rudest Man’ Commercials</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/09/budweiser-hires-congressman-wilson-for-rudest-man-commercials/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/09/budweiser-hires-congressman-wilson-for-rudest-man-commercials/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 22:42:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rep. Joe Wilson (R-SC), who shot to fame by hollering “You lie!” during President Obama’s speech on healthcare, has been tapped to appear in a series of Budweiser commercials as the “Rudest Man in America.”
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		<title>Palin Baby to Be Sacrificed to Volcano Gods</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/08/palin-baby-to-be-sacrificed-to-volcano-gods/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/08/palin-baby-to-be-sacrificed-to-volcano-gods/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 18:59:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ANCHORAGE -- Sniglet Palin, three-year-old daughter of former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, is scheduled to be thrown into Mt. Redoubt, a 10,197-foot active volcano 103 miles west of Anchorage, to please the fire gods.]]></description>
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		<title>Obama Regrets Use of Term &#8216;Douche Bag&#8217; in Reference to Elderly Crosssing Guard</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/obama-regrets-use-of-term-douche-bag-in-reference-to-elderly-crossing-guard/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/obama-regrets-use-of-term-douche-bag-in-reference-to-elderly-crossing-guard/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2009 05:12:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON, DC -- In an interview on Face the Nation, President Obama regretted using the term "douche bag” when referring to a local 80-year-old crossing guard.
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		<title>Obama to Send Former President Bush to World&#8217;s Hot Spots</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/obama-to-send-former-president-bush-to-world-hot-spots/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/obama-to-send-former-president-bush-to-world-hot-spots/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2009 18:01:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON, DC -- In an apparent sign of reconciliation with his predecessor, President Obama said today he will be sending former president George W. Bush on peace missions to some of the most dangerous parts of the world.]]></description>
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		<title>Obama Kills Elk with Bare Hands</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/obama-kills-elk-with-bare-hands/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/obama-kills-elk-with-bare-hands/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 06:33:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[YELLOWSTONE -- The response to President Obama’s swatting of a fly with his open palm during an NBC interview was so overwhelming, it prompted him to seek out other animals to kill with his bare hands. ]]></description>
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		<title>Guantanamo Detainee New CEO of Chrysler</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/05/guantanamo-detainee-new-ceo-of-chrysler/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/05/guantanamo-detainee-new-ceo-of-chrysler/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 04:52:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[DETROIT/GUANTANAMO BAY -- Terrorist Abdullah Reza Mafabi, imprisoned at Guantanamo Bay for conspiring with Al Qaeda, is now the number-one man at Chrysler.]]></description>
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		<title>CDC: Swine Flu Victims Are Mainly Pigs</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/04/swine-flu-victims-mainly-pigs/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/04/swine-flu-victims-mainly-pigs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 16:57:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ATLANTA -- Scientists at the Centers for Disease Control have found that 99.9% of the victims of the H1N1 influenza virus, commonly known as the "Swine Flu," are pigs.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Waterboarding Survival Classes Cancelled by Al-Qaeda</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/04/waterboarding-survival-classes-cancelled-by-taliban/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/04/waterboarding-survival-classes-cancelled-by-taliban/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 07:01:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[AFGHAN-PAKISTANI BORDER -- Al-Qaida anounced on Monday it will be terminating its Waterboarding Survival course, which has been offered to its members since 9/11. ]]></description>
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		<title>Obama Approves Sandwich-Boarding</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/04/obama-approves-sandwich-boarding/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/04/obama-approves-sandwich-boarding/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2009 22:13:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON -- President Barack Obama issued an Executive Order today approving the use of "Sandwich Boarding" to extract information from suspected terrorists.]]></description>
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		<title>White House Touts Double-Digit Employment</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/02/white-house-reports-double-digit-employment/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/02/white-house-reports-double-digit-employment/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Feb 2009 22:16:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON, DC -- A new report from the White House indicates that 93% of Americans currently have jobs, superseding previous accounts from the Bureau of Labor Statistics that 7% were out of work.
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		<title>Bush DNA Cleansed from White House</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/01/bush-dna-cleansed-from-white-house/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/01/bush-dna-cleansed-from-white-house/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Feb 2009 02:09:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON, DC -- No sooner had he been sworn into office than President Barack Obama ordered his staff to remove all traces of his predecessor George W. Bush's DNA from every room of the White House.]]></description>
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		<title>Obama Says Sale of Virginity Good for Economy</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/01/obama-says-sale-of-virginity-good-for-economy/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/01/obama-says-sale-of-virginity-good-for-economy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:17:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON -- Citing his campaign theme that good ideas can come from anywhere, President-elect Barack Obama praised coed Natalie Dylan for auctioning off her virginity to pay her college tuition.  He said the 22-year'-old's plan will be a model for his administration's education and economic policies.  ]]></description>
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		<title>Biden Tells Supporters Okay to Stay Home</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/11/biden-tells-supporters-okay-to-stay-home/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/11/biden-tells-supporters-okay-to-stay-home/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Nov 2008 20:28:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[PHILADELPHIA, PA &#8212; In the latest rhetorical gaffe for the Democratic vice-presidential candidate, Senator Joe Biden claimed victory for his ticket a full two days before the general elections. &#8220;Relax,&#8221; said Biden to supporters at a rally in front of Independence Hall, &#8220;we&#8217;re ahead by ten points.  There&#8217;s no reason to sweat getting to the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8216;Plumber Joe&#8217; Replaced by &#8216;Crack Whore Wanda&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/10/plumber-joe-replaced-by-crack-whore-wanda/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/10/plumber-joe-replaced-by-crack-whore-wanda/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 19:10:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[AKRON, OH -- In a speech today, Senator McCain alluded to a young prostitute named Wanda he had recently met, who sells her body on street corners and dark alleyways.  "Wanda is a working, single mother, and shouldn't have to pay increased taxes," said McCain.  "I trust her to do a better job with her own money than the government, but under Senator Obama's tax policies, she wouldn't have enough cash to pay her rent, compensate her pimp and purchase a supply of clean needles. "]]></description>
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		<title>Obama Offers Clinton Cabinet Position</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/08/obama-offers-clinton-cabinet-position/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/08/obama-offers-clinton-cabinet-position/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[DENVER, CO &#8211; In a conciliatory gesture to his opponent, Senator Obama today reached out to Senator Clinton by offering her the cabinet position of “Secretary of Sewing,” which he said he created “just for Hillary.” Although bypassing her for the number two spot on the ticket, Senator Obama said he nevertheless values Sen. Clinton’s experience and [...]]]></description>
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