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Massive water spill contaminates oil reserves
TORRANCE, CA (TheSkunk.org) — An underground water channel drilled into by the Sparkletts company burst open Saturday night, releasing millions of gallons of pure, crystal clear H2O into the oil reserves at the nearby
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BP CEO assures public his salary will not be affected by spill
NEW ORLEANS (TheSkunk.org) — In a television commercial to be aired later this week, BP CEO Tony Hayward reassures the American people that his corporate compensation package
Twitter Bird Falls Victim to Oil Spill
Twitter Bird: .GIF-fy Lubed GRAND ISLE, La. (TheSkunk.org) — The oil-soaked body of the Twitter Bird, the iconic
Oil Spill: Gas-X to the Rescue
GRAND ISLE, La. – In its latest attempt stop the unending flow of pressurized petroleum that has been spewing uncontrollably into the Gulf of Mexico, BP announced today it will
Spilled oil was destined for gas station in Iowa
DES MOINES — BP informed the public on Thursday that the millions of barrels of oil spilling into the Gulf of Mexico were destined for a single gas station in Kimbalton,
Canadian goose who survived collision with US Airways Flight 1549 dies in Gulf spill
NEW ORLEANS — A four-year-old Canada goose, who nearly died in a bird strike when his flock was vaporized in the engine of an Airbus A320-214 that crash-landed in the Hudson
Arizona to lower concrete boxes over illegal immigrants
PHOENIX — Arizona lawmakers today enacted legislation giving local police permission to lower thousands of 100-ton containers directly over the heads of suspected illegal immigrants. The four-story containment domes — similar in design to the one BP officials unsuccessfully sent to the bottom
Oprah to be lowered onto oil pipe to cap spill
VENICE, Louisiana – Saying it was her way of giving back to the American people for “allowing me to live my dream,” Oprah Winfrey has agreed to be lowered onto a broken
McCain Drilling Plan: Pump Oil Directly into Ocean
NEW ORLEANS, LA — John McCain announced today a plan for offshore rigs to pump oil directly into the ocean. “We already have the technology,” said McCain. “The United States is the best in the world when it comes to releasing petroleum directly into the seas. And our experience
