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McCain Drilling Plan: Pump Oil Directly into Ocean

By Editors, The Skunk ⋅ August 20, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

NEW ORLEANS, LA — John McCain announced today a plan for offshore rigs to pump oil directly into the ocean.
“We already have the technology,” said McCain.  “The United States is the best in the world when it comes to releasing petroleum directly into the seas.  And our experience with the Exxon Valdez and more recently [...]

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