McCain Reclassified as “Dwarf Republican”

Washington, D. C. — Taking its cue from the International Astronomical Union, which declared in 2006 that the celestial body known as Pluto was to be re-designated a “dwarf planet,” The Republican National Committee today has reclassified Senator John McCain as a “Dwarf Republican.”
“The same thought process the IAU used in connection to Pluto went [...]