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	<title>The Skunk &#124; Tasteless American Satire for the Ill-Informed &#187; president</title>
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	<description>Award-Winning American Cultural and Political Satire from humorist Brad Mendelson. The Skunk is an equal opportunity offender.</description>
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		<title>Chris Christie Vows to Keep Eating Until He’s ‘Bigger Than Taft’</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/12/chris-christie-vows-to-keep-eating-until-hes-bigger-than-taft/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 08:25:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[TRENTON, NJ -- Governor Chris Christie responded today to criticism of his obesity by announcing plans to continue expanding his waistline until he is “bigger and heavier than that fat fuck William Taft.” ]]></description>
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		<title>Herman Cain Predicts Country will Mourn his Death More than Steve Jobs</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/10/herman-cain-predicts-country-will-mourn-his-death-more-than-steve-jobs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2011 02:03:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA["I'm not discounting Mr. Jobs for inventing the iPhone and iPad -- those are very useful items," said Cain, "but I was the one who came up with the pepperoni and sausage value pie for 6.99."]]></description>
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		<title>America&#8217;s Visa Gold Card Cancelled</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/07/americas-visa-gold-card-cancelled/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/07/americas-visa-gold-card-cancelled/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jul 2011 01:46:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Economy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Skunk Nation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[america]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[boeing]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[F-18]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Visa Gold Rewards Card informed the U.S. government that it is $17 billion over its credit limit and charge privileges have been terminated.]]></description>
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		<title>Obama Promises to Kill New Bad Guy Every Month</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/05/obama-promises-to-kill-new-bad-guy-every-month/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/05/obama-promises-to-kill-new-bad-guy-every-month/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2011 00:27:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[barack obama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[osama bin laden]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[President Obama has pledged to have a new bad guy murdered every month. 

Who will be next?]]></description>
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		<title>Gingrich Paid for Anal Bleachings with Government Funds</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/04/gingrich-paid-for-anal-bleachings-with-government-funds/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/04/gingrich-paid-for-anal-bleachings-with-government-funds/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Apr 2011 18:42:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich paid for multiple anal bleachings during his tenure in Congress using money from his office's general fund. <br /><br />How much did he spend?]]></description>
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		<title>Kucinich Demands Recount</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/12/kucinich-demands-recount/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/12/kucinich-demands-recount/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 06:57:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[ohio]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Over a year has passed since the 2008 presidential election, and Dennis Kucinich still thinks he won. "I am confident," said Kucinich, "that once the American people examine the facts, they will agree that I am their president."]]></description>
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		<title>Tell-All Book Trashes William Henry Harrison Administration</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/11/tell-all-book-trashes-william-henry-harrison-administration/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/11/tell-all-book-trashes-william-henry-harrison-administration/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 08:01:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Skunk Classics]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A new biography hitting bookstore shelves on Friday paints a dim portrait of President William Henry Harrison. ]]></description>
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		<title>Ahmadinejad Gets Key Endorsement from Himself</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/08/ahmadinejad-gets-key-endorsement-from-himself/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/08/ahmadinejad-gets-key-endorsement-from-himself/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 19:22:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Iran's President  Mahmoud Ahmadinejad formally endorsed himself for a second term as president Monday in a ceremony that sought to quell discontent among Iranians, by declaring himself a worthy leader.]]></description>
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		<title>Bush Seeks New Country to Bungle</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/01/bush-seeks-new-country-to-rule/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/01/bush-seeks-new-country-to-rule/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jan 2009 03:58:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[International]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[CRAWFORD -- Having recently traded in his White House address for a suburban home in this quiet Texas community, former President George Bush has expressed his desire to reenter public life by becoming the leader of some other yet-to-be-determined country.]]></description>
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		<title>Hillary Hits the Trail for 2016</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/08/hillary-hits-the-trail-for-2016/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/08/hillary-hits-the-trail-for-2016/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 15:41:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[2016 election]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hillary Clinton, barely recovering from her defeat in the 2008 Democratic primaries, has announced her candidacy for the 2016 presidential election.
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		<title>Guam Elects Ron Paul</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/05/guam-elects-ron-paul/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/05/guam-elects-ron-paul/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 02:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The territory of Guam has elected Ron Paul as their first president.]]></description>
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