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		<title>Palin&#8217;s daughter gives birth to Democrat</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/12/palins-daughter-gives-birth-to-democrat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2008 02:40:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The teenage daughter of former Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin gave birth to a Democrat on Sunday, marking an ironic resolution to the controversy surrounding the unwed teen mother.]]></description>
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		<title>Judges disturbed by rise of activist Christians</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/11/judge-disturbed-by-rise-of-activist-christians/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2008 01:58:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[FULLERTON, CA -- At a rally Tuesday, jurists from around the country expressed their dismay at the rise of what they call "Activist Christians."
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		<title>McCain Drilling Plan: Pump Oil Directly into Ocean</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/08/mccain-plan-for-offshore-oil-drill-and-spill/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 22:03:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Election 2008]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[NEW ORLEANS, LA &#8212; John McCain announced today a plan for offshore rigs to pump oil directly into the ocean.
&#8220;We already have the technology,&#8221; said McCain.  &#8220;The United States is the best in the world when it comes to releasing petroleum directly into the seas.  And our experience with the Exxon Valdez and more recently [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Senators Seek to Legalize Bribery, Solicitation of Gay Sex</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/08/senators-seek-to-legalize-bribery-solicitation-of-gay-sex/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 08:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON, D.C. &#8212; Senators Ted Stevens (R-Alaska) and Larry Craig (R-Idaho) have introduced legislation that would make it legal for elected officials to accept bribes and solicit gay prostitutes in public facilities.
The Senators introduced their legislation, S. 846772, the “Bribery and Gay Male Prostitute Legalization Act” last week and the bill is currently under consideration [...]]]></description>
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		<title>McCain Designs New Logo for Obama</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/05/obama-campaign-reveals-new-logo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 21:09:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a growing sign of good sportsmanship between the candidates, John McCain presented Barack Obama with a new campaign logo. Designed by Sen. McCain, it depicts a stylized happy face created from circles and stripes deconstructed from the original logo.
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		<title>Cindy McCain to Hubby: Win or I’m Out</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/05/cindy-mccain-to-hubby-win-or-im-out/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/05/cindy-mccain-to-hubby-win-or-im-out/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 01:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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The wife of presidential candidate John McCain has given the senator an ultimatum: Either he wins the election in November, or she’s seeking a divorce.
“I’m an attractive, younger woman, with plenty of ‘hot years’ left in her,” said Cindy McCain. “A woman like me doesn’t commit herself to a shlumpy, pile of skin like John [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The LexiCON: Conservative Lingo Exposed #3</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/05/the-lexiconservative-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 04:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[com·pas·sion·ate con·ser·va·tive n.
Expression used to make right-wing lawmakers and their heartless policies seem a lot nicer.
USAGE: &#8220;The compassionate conservative voted against medical care for the homeless.&#8221;





		
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		<title>The LexiCON: Conservative Lingo Exposed #1</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/04/the-lexiconservative-1/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/04/the-lexiconservative-1/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Apr 2008 13:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ac-tiv-ist judge (ak&#8217; tiv ist juj) n. the doctrine that anytime a court&#8217;s ruling is contrary to one&#8217;s own opinion, the justice shall be referred to as an &#8220;activist judge.&#8221;
USAGE: &#8220;The order for the Senator to stay 300 feet away from elementary schools was given by an activist judge.&#8221;





		
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