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		<title>Compulsive Masturbation &#8216;Unconstitutional&#8217; Says Bachmann</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/03/compulsive-masturbation-unconstitutional-says-bachmann/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Mar 2011 22:21:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) -- Rep. Michele Bachmann told reporters today that compulsive masturbation was unconstitutional, asserting that lawmakers cannot “force citizens to get themselves off."
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		<title>Palin&#8217;s daughter gives birth to Democrat</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/12/palins-daughter-gives-birth-to-democrat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2008 02:40:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The teenage daughter of former Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin gave birth to a Democrat on Sunday, marking an ironic resolution to the controversy surrounding the unwed teen mother.]]></description>
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		<title>Judges Disturbed by Rise of Activist Christians</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/11/judge-disturbed-by-rise-of-activist-christians/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2008 01:58:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[FULLERTON, CA -- At a rally Tuesday, jurists from around the country expressed their dismay at the rise of what they call "Activist Christians."
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		<title>McCain Drilling Plan: Pump Oil Directly into Ocean</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/08/mccain-plan-for-offshore-oil-drill-and-spill/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/08/mccain-plan-for-offshore-oil-drill-and-spill/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 22:03:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[NEW ORLEANS, LA -- John McCain announced today a plan for offshore rigs to pump oil directly into the ocean.]]></description>
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		<title>Senators Seek to Legalize Bribery, Solicitation of Gay Sex</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/08/senators-seek-to-legalize-bribery-solicitation-of-gay-sex/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/08/senators-seek-to-legalize-bribery-solicitation-of-gay-sex/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 08:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON, D.C. &#8212; Senators Ted Stevens (R-Alaska) and Larry Craig (R-Idaho) have introduced legislation that would make it legal for elected officials to accept bribes and solicit gay prostitutes in public facilities. The Senators introduced their legislation, S. 846772, the “Bribery and Gay Male Prostitute Legalization Act” last week and the bill is currently under [...]]]></description>
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		<title>McCain Designs New Logo for Obama</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/05/obama-campaign-reveals-new-logo/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/05/obama-campaign-reveals-new-logo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 21:09:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a growing sign of good sportsmanship between the candidates, John McCain presented Barack Obama with a new campaign logo. Designed by Sen. McCain, it depicts a stylized happy face created from circles and stripes deconstructed from the original logo.
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		<title>Cindy McCain to Hubby: Win or I’m Out</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/05/cindy-mccain-to-hubby-win-or-im-out/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/05/cindy-mccain-to-hubby-win-or-im-out/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 01:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The wife of presidential candidate John McCain has given the senator an ultimatum: Either he wins the election in November, or she’s seeking a divorce. “I’m an attractive, younger woman, with plenty of ‘hot years’ left in her,” said Cindy McCain. “A woman like me doesn’t commit herself to a shlumpy, pile of skin like [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Compassionate Conservative&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/05/compassionate-conservative/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/05/compassionate-conservative/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 04:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The LexiCON: Conservative Lingo Exposed]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[com·pas·sion·ate con·ser·va·tive n. Expression used to make right-wing lawmakers and their heartless policies seem a lot nicer. USAGE: &#8220;The compassionate conservative voted against medical care for the homeless.&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Activist Judge&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/04/activist-judge/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/04/activist-judge/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Apr 2008 13:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ac-tiv-ist judge (ak&#8217; tiv ist juj) n. the doctrine that anytime a court&#8217;s ruling is contrary to one&#8217;s own opinion, the justice shall be referred to as an &#8220;activist judge.&#8221; USAGE: &#8220;The order for the Senator to stay 300 feet away from elementary schools was given by an activist judge.&#8221;]]></description>
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