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		<title>Kanye West hired by Republicans to heckle President</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/09/kanye-west-hired-by-republicans-to-heckle-president/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/09/kanye-west-hired-by-republicans-to-heckle-president/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 18:50:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON -- The Republican National Committee has hired Kanye West to interrupt President Obama’s speeches on healthcare, according to RNC Chairman Michael Steele. ]]></description>
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		<title>Obama to enslave white people, says GOP</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/09/obama-to-enslave-white-people-says-gop/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/09/obama-to-enslave-white-people-says-gop/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Sep 2009 18:56:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[President Obama’s healthcare plan is a thinly veiled attempt to force all white people into slavery, according to conservative talk show host Glenn Beck.]]></description>
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		<title>Mitt Romney eager to lose 2012 election</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/08/mitt-romney-eager-to-lose-2012-election/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/08/mitt-romney-eager-to-lose-2012-election/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2009 16:39:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Former presidential hopeful Mitt Romney is eager to lose the 2012 election to incumbent Barack Obama.]]></description>
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		<title>Palin pronounced brain-dead</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/palin-pronounced-brain-dead/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/palin-pronounced-brain-dead/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 19:34:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASILLA -- Alaskan Governor Sarah Plain was pronounced brain-dead Friday after reporters found her outside her Wasilla home, mumbling incoherently.]]></description>
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		<title>GOP removes ‘Family Values’ from Platform</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/gop-removes-family-values-from-platform/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/gop-removes-family-values-from-platform/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 19:11:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Political P.U.]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theskunk.org/?p=3864</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON, DC -- The Republican National Committee announced today it will be removing the much-hyped “Family Values” agenda from its platform.]]></description>
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		<title>GOP elephant switches parties</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/gop-elephant-switches-parties/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/gop-elephant-switches-parties/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 01:44:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theskunk.org/?p=3818</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[BALTIMORE -- On the heels of Senator Arlen Specter’s jump to the Democratic Party, the GOP Elephant -- longtime mascot of the Republicans -- has announced he, too, is switching political affiliations.]]></description>
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		<title>Republicans propose Ayatollah system for U.S.</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/republicans-propose-ayatollah-system-for-u-s/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/republicans-propose-ayatollah-system-for-u-s/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 19:05:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON, DC -- In a speech at a recent Republican fundraiser, former House Speaker New Gingrich proposed that the United States adopt an Iranian-style Ayatollah form of government.]]></description>
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		<title>Republicans file bankruptcy in Court of Ideas</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/02/republicans-file-bankruptcy-in-court-of-ideas/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/02/republicans-file-bankruptcy-in-court-of-ideas/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 01:55:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON, D.C.  -- The Republican National Committee filed for bankruptcy today in the U.S. Court of Ideas, citing decades of doctrines that don't work and an inability to generate new thoughts and workable models for society.]]></description>
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		<title>Republican Senators approve tax breaks for Canadians</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/02/republican-senators-approve-tax-breaks-for-canadians/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/02/republican-senators-approve-tax-breaks-for-canadians/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 06:50:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Economy]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theskunk.org/?p=2559</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[OTTAWA -- Dissatisfied with the stimulus package that made its way through Congress, and the lack of conservative input contained therein, Republican senators voted unanimously over the weekend to give tax breaks to Canadians.]]></description>
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		<title>White House touts double-digit employment</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/02/white-house-reports-double-digit-employment/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/02/white-house-reports-double-digit-employment/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Feb 2009 22:16:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON, DC -- A new report from the White House indicates that 93% of Americans currently have jobs, superseding previous accounts from the Bureau of Labor Statistics that 7% were out of work.
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		<title>Republican Scientists Claim Gravity a Scam</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/11/republican-scientists-claim-gravity-a-scam/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/11/republican-scientists-claim-gravity-a-scam/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 15:30:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://therepublicant.org/?p=63</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Republican National Committee’s Scientific Advisory Board today issued a report negating claims of an “invisible force that pulls things toward the center of the Earth.”]]></description>
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		<title>Republicans, Nazis Talk Merger</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/11/republicans-and-nazis-talk-merger/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/11/republicans-and-nazis-talk-merger/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 20:16:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theskunk.org/?p=1823</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON, DC -- The Republican National Committee announced today it was in preliminary talks with the American Nazi Party to merge into a single cohesive entity, to be known simply as "Extreme Nazis."]]></description>
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		<title>Warren Jeffs Finds Republicanism in Prison</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/warren-jeffs-finds-republicanism-in-prison/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/warren-jeffs-finds-republicanism-in-prison/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 13:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[DRAPER, UT &#8212; Disgraced cult leader and delusional kiddie-pimp, Warren Jeffs, currently serving 10 years to life at Utah State Prison, has started a fresh chapter in his life with the declaration of his newly inspired devotion to the Republican party.  Jeffs attributes his rebirth to the selection of Sarah Palin as McCain&#8217;s running mate [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rush Limbaugh to Receive Oral-Anal Transplant</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/08/rush-limbaugh-to-receive-oral-anal-transplant/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/08/rush-limbaugh-to-receive-oral-anal-transplant/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:27:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON, DC - Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh has undergone the world's first successful oral-anal transplant.  The procedure, pioneered by Dr. Kenneth Fargonian of Bethesda Naval Hospital, involves surgically removing the patient's anus and mouth, swapping them with one another, and then reattaching the organs.
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		<title>Deception Called in McCain Ads</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/05/deception-called-in-mccain-ads/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/05/deception-called-in-mccain-ads/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 23:27:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Election 2008]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The John McCain campaign is being accused of deception in its advertising, by utilizing images of a fit and trim young man and claiming that it’s the senator.
“These images show up repeatedly in several of his ads,” according to Joseph Stubin of the Institute for Campaign Honesty. “In one ad, for example, the man is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Republicans Say Goodbye to Elephant</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/05/republicans-say-goodbye-to-elephant/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/05/republicans-say-goodbye-to-elephant/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 09:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Political P.U.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ann coulter]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The elephant, long the familiar symbol of the GOP, has followed the Marlboro Man into the dustbin of retired icons.
A special committee appointed by the RNC, headed by Newt Gingrich and Ann Coulter, has chosen a new emblem, which will be unveiled at the 2008 Republican convention. The logo, a graphically designed mound of human [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The LexiCON: Conservative Lingo Exposed #2</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/04/the-lexiconservative-2/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/04/the-lexiconservative-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The LexiCON]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[intelligent design]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[in-tel-li-gent de-sign (in-tel-i-juhnt di-zahyn) n.
Term invented to trick school districts into teaching creationism.
USAGE: &#8220;The universe was created by Intelligent Design. Republicans, not so much.&#8221;





		
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