GOP: New Fonts Will Attract Voters
“People want the GOP to stop using the same old typeface,” explained Reince Priebus, Chairman of the Republican National Committee, “and replace it with something that is more visually alluring.”
“People want the GOP to stop using the same old typeface,” explained Reince Priebus, Chairman of the Republican National Committee, “and replace it with something that is more visually alluring.”
Actor-Director Clint Eastwood introduced Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney at the RNC convention Thursday night with a ten-minute tribute to Ronald Reagan’s Alzheimer’s disease.
RNC Chairman Reince Priebus decided the theme for the final two days of the Republican Convention would be “Righteous Indignation.”
In a survey taken shortly after Gibson’s infamous phone tirades against his ex-girlfriend were made public, 83% of RNC members said they “strongly admired” the epithet-spouting Oscar-winning actor.
Shockwaves were sent through the conservative community today, when an anonymous video uploaded to YouTube revealed that the Fox News organization is owned and operated by hard-core liberals.
Anthropologists from the University of Ohio discovered a Republican voter isolated deep in the Appalachian hills who thinks the 2000 presidential campaign is still going on.
Washington, D. C. — Taking its cue from the International Astronomical Union, which declared in…