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Palin’s Three-Year-Old Daughter Pregnant

By Editors, The Skunk ⋅ September 4, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

ST. PAUL — Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin has announced today that her three-year-old daughter, Sniglet, is four-months pregnant.
“We’re very proud that Sniglet has chosen to keep the baby,” said Palin, “and prouder that she was able to do it without any instruction in human sexuality.”
Sniglet plans on marrying the father, 32-year-old Snippy “Just-Call-Me-Uncle” [...]

McCain Taps Beauty Queen to Rally Horny Vote

By Editors, The Skunk ⋅ August 29, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

DAYTON, OH — With the announcement of Governor Sarah Palin of Alaska — a runner-up in the 1984 Miss Alaska pageant — as his choice for vice president, Senator John McCain believes he is making progress in bringing the “horny” vote to his camp.
“In my search for a running mate, I realized there was one demographic [...]