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	<title>TheSkunk.org &#187; sarah palin</title>
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		<title>Rejected Super Bowl Commercials 2010 &#124; #6</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/02/rejected-super-bowl-commercials-2010-6/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 21:08:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Number six in a collection of Super Bowl commercials that CBS refused to air.]]></description>
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		<title>The Skunk News &#124; January 2010</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/01/the-skunk-news-january-2010/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 01:05:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[John McCain's new book. More on Tiger Woods. Obama's Hollywood dreams.]]></description>
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		<title>GOP opposes &#8216;public option&#8217; for Haitians</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/01/gop-opposes-public-option-for-haitians/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/01/gop-opposes-public-option-for-haitians/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 16:49:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON -- Republican lawmakers today strongly condemned President Obama’s use of government money to provide medical aid to Haitian earthquake victims.]]></description>
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		<title>Palin fans can&#8217;t read book</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/12/palin-fans-cant-read-book/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/12/palin-fans-cant-read-book/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 08:59:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[FORKS BEND, KY – Some fans of Sarah Palin were disappointed with the former Alaska Governor’s best seller, "Going Rogue," when they realized they were unable to decipher its contents.]]></description>
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		<title>Palin accidentally burns her own book</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/11/palin-accidentally-burns-her-own-book/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/11/palin-accidentally-burns-her-own-book/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 21:16:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ANTWILLIE, TENN -- Former Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin attended a book burning rally Friday, where she unwittingly participated in the incineration of hundreds of copies of her upcoming autobiography, “Going Rogue.”]]></description>
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		<title>Palin vagina announces run for senate</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/11/palin-vagina-to-run-for-senate/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 00:03:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The vagina of former vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin announced this morning its plan to run for the Senate seat from Alaska in 2010.]]></description>
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		<title>Sarah Palin to run for Governor of Alaska</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/08/sarah-palin-to-run-for-governor-of-alaska/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/08/sarah-palin-to-run-for-governor-of-alaska/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 18:44:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ANCHORAGE -- Former Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin has announced plans to run for Governor of Alaska in the 2010 election.]]></description>
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		<title>Palin baby to be sacrificed to volcano gods</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/08/palin-baby-to-be-sacrificed-to-volcano-gods/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/08/palin-baby-to-be-sacrificed-to-volcano-gods/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 18:59:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ANCHORAGE -- Sniglet Palin, three-year-old daughter of former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, is scheduled to be thrown into Mt. Redoubt, a 10,197-foot active volcano 103 miles west of Anchorage, to please the fire gods.]]></description>
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		<title>Alaska Supreme Court to rule on partial-term administrations</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/alaska-supreme-court-to-rule-on-partial-term-administrations/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/alaska-supreme-court-to-rule-on-partial-term-administrations/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 21:17:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[JUNEAU, AK -- No sooner did Governor Sarah Palin decide to abort her term in office after serving only two-and-a-half years, than debate began among Alaskans as to what constitutes a so-called "partial-term" administration.]]></description>
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		<title>Palin pronounced brain-dead</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/palin-pronounced-brain-dead/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/palin-pronounced-brain-dead/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 19:34:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASILLA -- Alaskan Governor Sarah Plain was pronounced brain-dead Friday after reporters found her outside her Wasilla home, mumbling incoherently.]]></description>
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		<title>Republicans propose Ayatollah system for U.S.</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/republicans-propose-ayatollah-system-for-u-s/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/republicans-propose-ayatollah-system-for-u-s/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 19:05:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON, DC -- In a speech at a recent Republican fundraiser, former House Speaker New Gingrich proposed that the United States adopt an Iranian-style Ayatollah form of government.]]></description>
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		<title>Palin&#8217;s daughter gives birth to Democrat</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/12/palins-daughter-gives-birth-to-democrat/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/12/palins-daughter-gives-birth-to-democrat/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2008 02:40:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The teenage daughter of former Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin gave birth to a Democrat on Sunday, marking an ironic resolution to the controversy surrounding the unwed teen mother.]]></description>
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		<title>Santa Won&#8217;t be Coming to Your Town</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/12/santa-wont-be-coming-to-your-town/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/12/santa-wont-be-coming-to-your-town/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Dec 2008 17:13:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Santa is skipping Christmas this year. In this video, he explains why.]]></description>
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		<title>Palin Caught in Prank Jesus Call</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/11/palin-caught-in-prank-jesus-call/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/11/palin-caught-in-prank-jesus-call/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Nov 2008 01:00:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[JUNEAU, AK &#8212; Former vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin had a brief phone conversation with a man she believed was Jesus Christ, who promised to make her president in 2012.  The call was later revealed to be a prank.
&#8220;The voice sounded like it could easily have been that of our lord and savior,&#8221; said Palin.  &#8221;He [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Academy of Sarah Palin Lookalikes</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/10/the-academy-of-sarah-palin-lookalikes/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/10/the-academy-of-sarah-palin-lookalikes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 23:41:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ever wonder where all those Sarah Palin lookalikes come from?]]></description>
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		<title>Gov. Palin to be Replaced with SNL&#8217;s Tina Fey</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/10/gov-palin-to-be-replaced-with-snls-tina-fey/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/10/gov-palin-to-be-replaced-with-snls-tina-fey/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 21:41:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[NEW YORK &#8212; In yet another stunning announcement from the McCain campaign, the Republican presidential nominee said that he will be replacing his vice presidential running mate, Sarah Palin, with Tina Fey, the writer-producer-actor who portrayed Palin in a  series of sketches on Saturday Night Live.
&#8220;Ms. Fey has all the charm and wit of Governor [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Russian Plans to Invade Alaskan Air Space Thwarted by Governor Palin</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/russian-plans-to-invade-alaskan-air-space-thwarted-by-governor-palin/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/russian-plans-to-invade-alaskan-air-space-thwarted-by-governor-palin/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 19:07:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASILLA, AK-- A secret Russian military operation designed to fly President Putin through Alaskan airspace and return him safely to Moscow was thwarted by Governor Sarah Palin, when she went on a major American television network and revealed the plan. ]]></description>
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		<title>Pelosi on Palin: Way too Young</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/pelosi-on-palin-way-too-young/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/pelosi-on-palin-way-too-young/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 18:06:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON &#8212; Representative Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House of Representatives and second in line for the presidency, expressed her disappointment in the selection of Sarah Palin as the Republican VP candidate, saying that John McCain, 72, should have selected a running mate who is &#8220;even older than he is.&#8221;
Praising McCain as an aging war hero [...]]]></description>
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		<title>President Palin and the 3 AM Phone Call</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/who-will-answer-president-palins-phone-at-3-am/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/who-will-answer-president-palins-phone-at-3-am/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 23:34:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<title>Lipstick-Wearing Pig Offended by McCain Comments</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/lipstick-wearing-pig-offended-by-mccain-comments/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/lipstick-wearing-pig-offended-by-mccain-comments/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 03:29:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Barack Obama]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theskunk.org/?p=1081</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[FAIRFAX, VA &#8212; John McCain accused Senator Obama today of making a disparaging reference to Gov. Sarah Palin by uttering the phrase &#8220;You can put lipstick on a pig, but it&#8217;s still a pig.&#8221;
This offended Osco, a locally raised, lipstick-wearing pig from a farm in Canton.  &#8220;Wearing lipstick is a personal choice,&#8221; said Osco.  &#8220;But to be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sarah Palin to Celebrate Election Victory by Getting Pregnant</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/sarah-palin-to-celebrate-election-victory-by-getting-pregnant/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/sarah-palin-to-celebrate-election-victory-by-getting-pregnant/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 01:27:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theskunk.org/?p=1038</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[LEBANON, Ohio &#8212; Gov. Sarah Palin expects to win the vice presidency of the United States, and when she does, her fist order of business is to get herself &#8220;in a family way&#8221; &#8212; again.
&#8220;How wonderful it would be to conceive a child in the Vice President&#8217;s residence?&#8221; asked Palin, a mother of two boys [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hillary Voters Change Minds about Important Issues to Vote for Palin</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/hillary-voters-change-mind-about-important-issues-to-vote-for-palin/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/hillary-voters-change-mind-about-important-issues-to-vote-for-palin/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 05:56:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Democrats]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theskunk.org/?p=986</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[PHILADELPHIA, PA &#8212; A surprising BSN poll conducted this morning indicated that almost half of the women who supported Hillary Clinton in the primaries have dramatically changed their opinions on major liberal issues, just so they can vote for Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin in November.
From coast to coast, these erstwhile liberal Democrats, a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Warren Jeffs Finds Republicanism in Prison</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/warren-jeffs-finds-republicanism-in-prison/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/warren-jeffs-finds-republicanism-in-prison/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 13:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[dick cheney]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[DRAPER, UT &#8212; Disgraced cult leader and delusional kiddie-pimp, Warren Jeffs, currently serving 10 years to life at Utah State Prison, has started a fresh chapter in his life with the declaration of his newly inspired devotion to the Republican party.  Jeffs attributes his rebirth to the selection of Sarah Palin as McCain&#8217;s running mate [...]]]></description>
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		<title>McCain Names Cheerleader Secretary of State</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/mccain-names-cheerleader-secretary-of-state/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/mccain-names-cheerleader-secretary-of-state/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 08:00:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Election 2008]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hillary Clinton Supporters]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[MINNEAPOLIS &#8211; On the tails of his controversial vice-presidential selection, Senator John McCain has made yet another startling announcement, this time telling an audience of steelworkers that 16-year-old Emma Rae Schurr of Bulls Gap, Tennessee will be his Secretary of State.
Ms. Schurr is a junior at Robert E. Lee High School, where she captains the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Psychic Predicts Complete Text of McCain Acceptance Speech</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/psychic-predicts-text-of-mccain-acceptance-speech/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/psychic-predicts-text-of-mccain-acceptance-speech/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 22:37:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Barack Obama]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theskunk.org/?p=896</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[ST. PAUL, MN / SPECIAL TO THE SKUNK &#8212; The head psychic on staff at TheSkunk.org has peered into the mind of John McCain to obtain the highly guarded acceptance speech he will be delivering tonight at the Republican Convention.  What follows is the full speech, pieced together directly from Senator McCain&#8217;s head, transcribed in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Palin&#8217;s three-year-old daughter pregnant</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/palins-three-year-old-daughter-pregnant/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/palins-three-year-old-daughter-pregnant/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 17:39:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin has announced today that her three-year-old daughter, Sniglet, is four-months pregnant.]]></description>
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		<title>Statutory rape to be legal in Alaska</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/statutory-rape-legal-in-alaska/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/statutory-rape-legal-in-alaska/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 00:07:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[JUNEAU, AK &#8212; Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, the Republican Vice Presidential nominee, has proposed new legislation that would legalize sexual relations with a minor.
&#8220;Bristol&#8217;s Law,&#8221; named after Gov. Palin&#8217;s 17-year-old daughter who was impregnated by an 18 year old hockey player, will make it legal for an adult to have sex with an underage [...]]]></description>
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		<title>McCain Taps Beauty Queen to Rally Horny Vote</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/08/mccain-taps-beauty-queen-to-rally-horny-vote/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/08/mccain-taps-beauty-queen-to-rally-horny-vote/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 01:18:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[DAYTON, OH &#8212; With the announcement of Governor Sarah Palin of Alaska &#8212; a runner-up in the 1984 Miss Alaska pageant &#8212; as his choice for vice president, Senator John McCain believes he is making progress in bringing the &#8220;horny&#8221; vote to his camp.
&#8220;In my search for a running mate, I realized there was one demographic [...]]]></description>
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