Rush Limbaugh to Receive Oral-Anal Transplant

WASHINGTON, DC - Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh has undergone the world’s first successful oral-anal transplant.  The procedure, pioneered by Dr. Kenneth Fargonian of Bethesda Naval Hospital, involves surgically removing the patient’s anus and mouth, swapping them with one another, and then reattaching the organs.
“The poor man,” said Dr. Fargonian. “He has been suffering [...]