Tag: secretary of state

North Korea Prepares to Launch Tinker Toys, Legos

August 1, 2009 | By | Reply More
North Korea Prepares to Launch Tinker Toys, Legos

WASHINGTON, D.C. — North Korea is preparing to launch a missile armed with Tinker Toys and red Legos, according to the U.S. State Department.

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McCain Names Cheerleader Secretary of State

September 5, 2008 | By | Reply More
McCain Names Cheerleader Secretary of State

MINNEAPOLIS – On the tails of his controversial vice-presidential selection, Senator John McCain has made yet another startling announcement, this time telling an audience of steelworkers that 16-year-old Emma Rae Schurr of Bulls Gap, Tennessee will be his Secretary of State. Ms. Schurr is a junior at Robert E. Lee High School, where she captains […]

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Obama Offers Clinton Cabinet Position

August 25, 2008 | By | Reply More
Obama Offers Clinton Cabinet Position

DENVER, CO — In a conciliatory gesture to his opponent, Senator Obama today reached out to Senator Clinton by offering her the cabinet position of “Secretary of Sewing,” which he said he created “just for Hillary.” Although bypassing her for the number two spot on the ticket, Senator Obama said he nevertheless values Sen. Clinton’s experience and […]

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