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		<title>Herman Cain Proposes Running Country Only During Business Hours</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Oct 2011 17:46:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In order to operate the United States in a more efficient manner, Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain today proposed new business hours for the country.]]></description>
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		<title>Joe Biden Crashes State Dinner</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:21:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON -- Vice President Joe Biden exposed a breach in security last week when he showed up at a White House state dinner, uninvited.]]></description>
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		<title>Employment Up for Stupid People</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/10/employment-up-for-stupid-people/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 18:16:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Employment among imbeciles and morons rose 10% in the 2nd quarter of 2009, according to a new report released today by the U.S. Bureau of Statistics. ]]></description>
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		<title>Bush Seeks New Country to Bungle</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/01/bush-seeks-new-country-to-rule/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jan 2009 03:58:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[CRAWFORD -- Having recently traded in his White House address for a suburban home in this quiet Texas community, former President George Bush has expressed his desire to reenter public life by becoming the leader of some other yet-to-be-determined country.]]></description>
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		<title>White House Faces Foreclosure</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/11/white-house-faces-foreclosure/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 01:21:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A &#8220;Notice of Foreclosure Sale&#8221; was issued for the White House on Friday, informing the occupants they have 30 days to vacate the premises before it is sold at auction. According to loan documents, the United States Government, listed as the owner of the property located at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington DC., has been in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>President Palin and the 3 AM Phone Call</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/who-will-answer-president-palins-phone-at-3-am/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 23:34:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Sarah Palin to Celebrate Election Victory by Getting Pregnant</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/sarah-palin-to-celebrate-election-victory-by-getting-pregnant/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/sarah-palin-to-celebrate-election-victory-by-getting-pregnant/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 01:27:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[LEBANON, Ohio &#8212; Gov. Sarah Palin expects to win the vice presidency of the United States, and when she does, her fist order of business is to get herself &#8220;in a family way&#8221; &#8212; again. &#8220;How wonderful it would be to conceive a child in the Vice President&#8217;s residence?&#8221; asked Palin, a mother of two [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Disgruntled Former White House Staffers Critical of Disgruntled Former White House Staffer</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/05/disgruntled-white-house-staffers-critical-of-mcclellan-book/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 07:00:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Disgruntled former White House press secretary Scott McClellan has come under fire from other disgruntled former White House staff members for his book, What Happened: Inside the Bush White House and Washington's Culture of Deception, which suggests that President Bush had purposely misled the public.
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