NRA’s LaPierre: ‘Anti-Sodomy Law Must Exclude Guns’
RICHMOND, VA (TheSkunk.org) — As Virginia Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli attempts to bring anti-sodomy laws…
RICHMOND, VA (TheSkunk.org) — As Virginia Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli attempts to bring anti-sodomy laws…
NRA Executive Vice President Wayne LaPierre told reporters Thursday that he is “absolutely terrified” by guns and has never fired one in his entire life.
TALLAHASSEE, FL – Republican Governor Rick Scott today signed legislation that would make it legal to use lethal force against black citizens if they appear threatening, frightening, or just “dark and ominous.”
“It’s our Second Amendment right to kill anything we want, at a time and place of our choosing,” said Thomas Crendelly, head of Gun Owners Against Laws Against Killing. “It’s time for gun owners to stand up and kill something without interference from politicians.”
GLENDALE, CA — In keeping with the late actor’s wishes, Charlton Heston’s decaying remains were exhumed today, and a vintage 1874 military rifle — made famous in his “cold, dead hands” speech — was removed from his cold, dead hands.
The National Rifle Association plans to distribute free handguns to seven million American school children in grades K-3 as part of their 2nd Amendment education program, “Bang Bang, it’s Your Right!”
WASHINGTON — Senator John McCain today called for a three month “Gun Holiday,” during which gun control laws nationwide would not be enforced.