GOP: Obama Can End Shutdown by Renouncing His Own Presidency
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — Speaker John Boehner said today that if Barack Obama would declare that…
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — Speaker John Boehner said today that if Barack Obama would declare that…
Speaker John Boehner proposed replacing Medicare with a coupon good for 10% off at Applebee’s restaurants.
WASHINGTON –The House voted along party lines today to pass a GOP resolution changing the motto of the United States to “Buyer Beware.”
WASHINGTON — After three years of having congressional Republicans do the opposite of whatever he attempted, President Obama decided to use reverse psychology on the GOP to get them to move forward with his agenda.
Congress approved legislation this morning that would extend the GOP’s hatred of President Obama for another six months.
John Boehner assured the American people that whatever version of the budget is finally passed, his personal taxes will not increase.
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — Rep. Michele Bachmann told reporters today that compulsive masturbation was unconstitutional, asserting that lawmakers cannot “force citizens to get themselves off.”
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) – Calling it another example of why he believes it is bad for the economy to raise taxes during a recession, Speaker John Boehner laid blame for the recent 8.9 earthquake off the coast of Japan at the failed policies of the Obama administration.
WASILLA, AK — Sarah Palin submitted a proposal today to stop illegal immigration and the oil spill at the same time by using those who have entered this country unlawfully to form a giant “Mound of Mexicans,” large enough to plug the leak.
WASHINGTON — In an apparent about-face, members of the Republican party are not only embracing the recently passed Health Care reform legislation as their own, but insisting its success stems from two minor provisions GOP leaders insisted be stricken from the bill on a technicality.