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February 11, 2010 Braddon Mendelson

Wal-Mart Seeks to Hire its First Jew

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Wal-Mart Seeks to Hire its First Jew

BENTONVILLE, AR – Desiring to showcase its commitment to diversity, Wal-Mart is looking to hire a Jew in one of its 4200 stores nationwide.

“We are reaching out to the Jewish community,” Wal-Mart CEO Mike Duke told reporters. “We want to let Jews know they have a home here.”

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July 13, 2009 Braddon Mendelson

UPS Man Disappointed in Career Choice

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UPS Man Disappointed in Career Choice

BALTIMORE — Deliveryman Henry Zulligan said he regrets the decision he made after graduating high school that put him behind the wheel of a brown UPS truck every day for the past twenty-six years.

Man with an elelctric fan for a head

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