Disneyland to Remove Matterhorn, Replace with Tilt-A-Whirl
Anaheim, CA (TheSkunk.org) – After the Swiss Embassy filed complaints about cultural appropriation of one…
Abortions Excluded from Texas Abortion Ban if Donald Trump is the Father
Dallas (TheSkunk.org) — Republicans lawmakers today voted to exclude from their restrictive SB-8 legislation any…
Anitifa Stole My Body and Rioted as Me
Antifa must have stolen my body and went to our nation’s capital to wreak havoc – as me.
Senekot Introduces New Line of Chewable Poop Gummies
Chicago (TheSkunk.org) — The brand that claims it has cleared more bowels than any competitor…
Trump Accuses Democrats of Conspiring to Vote Him Out of Office
Washington, DC (TheSkunk.org) – In a prerecorded message to his supporters, President Trump today claimed…
Lindsey Graham’s Transition to Bootlicking Toady Complete
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — The physician who performed surgery on Lindsey Graham today confirmed the South…
Trump to Provide Gold Toilets to Refugee Children
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) – In order to stem off criticism aimed at the Trump administration for…
Poll: Cat Turd Leads Trump by 11 Percentage Points Nationally in Head-to-Head Matchup
WASHINGTON (TheSkung.org) – If the 2020 election were held today, a new poll shows that…
