Trump Renames ‘Greenland’ to ‘White Land’
Washington (TheSkunk.org) — President Trump today issued an executive order changing the name of “Greenland” to “White Land.” The president has been trying to acquire
Trump to Remove Indigo from Color Spectrum
Indigoing, Going, Gone! WASHINGTON DC (TheSkunk.org) — In an unexpected announcement from the White House, President Trump today told reporters he would be removing the
Trump to Bring Soviet-Era Bread Lines to U.S.
Mara Lago (TheSkunk.org) — President-Elect Donald Trump today promised to bring Soviet-era breadlines to the United States, referring to them as “so popular in the
Disneyland to Remove Matterhorn, Replace with Tilt-A-Whirl
Anaheim, CA (TheSkunk.org) – After the Swiss Embassy filed complaints about cultural appropriation of one of their maginifcent mountain peaks, executives at the Disneyland Resort
Abortions Allowed in Texas if Trump is the Father
Dallas (TheSkunk.org) — Republicans lawmakers today voted to exclude from their restrictive SB-8 legislation any abortion where Donald Trump is the father. “We need to
Anitifa Stole My Body and Rioted as Me
Antifa must have stolen my body and went to our nation’s capital to wreak havoc – as me.
Senekot Introduces New Line of Chewable Poop Gummies
Chicago (TheSkunk.org) — The brand that claims it has cleared more bowels than any competitor in history, on Thursday announced a new addition to its
