Sandusky Asks to be Relocated to Juvenile Detention Facility

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GREEN COUNTY, PA ( — After being harassed and threatened by fellow inmates at the maximum security facility where he is serving a sentence of 30-60 years for child sexual assault, Jerry Sandusky has asked to be transferred to a juvenile detention facility. The former Penn State assistant football coach said the torment he receives […]

Plot to Slaughter Millions of Turkeys Thwarted by FBI

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HUNTSVILLE, AR ( — FBI agents shut down an apparent terrorist plot to murder millions of innocent turkeys just prior to the American festival of Thanksgiving. The suspects were caught off-guard when over one-hundred FBI agents burst into what sources described as “an industrial food processing plant.” They were taken into custody after plans were […]

Top Search Terms of the Week: July 31, 2015

It’s Friday, which means it’s time again for the Top Ten Search words of the week. These are actual search terms that were used to link to pages on a picture of toes on a penis Yahoo page viewed trump personality disorder Google page viewed the big dick of men fotos Google page viewed […]

Jon Stewart to Moderate Republican Presidential Debate

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NEW YORK ( — Although Jon Stewart is retiring as host of “The Daily Show,” his fans won’t have to wait long for his return to television. The Emmy-winning comedian will be moderating the third Republican presidential debate, to air on Comedy Central on August 23. After sixteen years of making jokes at the expense […]

Spielberg Accidentally Shoots Entire Movie in Vertical Format

Audience watches Paul Revere movie in theater

HOLLYWOOD ( — Even the best of the best falter from time to time. Audience reaction to Steven Spielberg’s latest film, The Ride of Paul Revere, which debuted in selected theaters on Friday, was anger and confusion over sitting through a two-hour movie that was shot with the camera in the vertical, or “portrait,” format. […]

Trump Forms Charity to Find Cure for Narcissistic Personality Disorder

NEW YORK ( — One need not be cynical to believe that celebrities only make large donations to causes when they have some personal connection to it. Not that there’s a problem with that; it takes huge amounts of money to conduct research into various ailments with the hope of someday discovering a cure, and […]

Bill Cosby Had Non-Consensual Sex with Me – And I Loved It

Commentary by Boustina Garubee I met Bill Cosby while on a business trip to Chicago about ten years ago.  He escorted me up to his hotel room and offered me a drink – what a gentleman! When I awoke the next morning strewn naked on the steps of some abandoned building on the Upper East […]

IRS Scam Bilks Citizens Out of Billions

WASHINGTON ( — An organization calling itself “The IRS” is demanding that millions of US citizens fill out a complicated form and return it to them with a payment amounting to a large percentage of their income. According to a spokesperson for the Financial Fraud Enforcement Task Force, agents for this nefarious operation have extorted […]

Sony Plans Sequel to ‘The Interview’

HOLLYWOOD, CA ( — Sony Pictures today announced its plans to produce a sequel to their controversial motion picture “The Interview” — the film that was originally scheduled to open December 25th, but was pulled due to threats from the North Korean government. Planned for a 2016 release, the script — tentatively titled “The Interview […]

30-Year-Old Escapes from Hot Car

PALM DESERT, CA ( — A 30-year-old man was left inside a hot car by his father, as temperatures soared into the triple digits. Olaaf Acher left his parked vehicle and went into a Starbucks Tuesday, leaving his unemployed son inside the car with the windows rolled up. “I started to sweat really bad,” said […]