Election 2016

Image of Marco Rubio Blowing Great Dane Photoshopped, Claims Campaign

WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — A photo released online by the Ted Cruz campaign depicting Marco Rubio performing oral sex on a Great Dane is not authentic, according to Lucas Berryman, a senior advisor to the Rubio campaign. “This image is obviously photoshopped,” claimed Berryman. “This is just another example of the dirty tricks of Ted Cruz.” […]

Bobby Jindal Unveils Campaign Strategy to Hypnotize Voters

Governor Bobby Jindal

Bobby Jindal breathed some air into his flailing presidential campaign Sunday with the announcement that he will mass hypnotize the nation into voting for him.

Jon Stewart to Moderate Republican Presidential Debate

Jon Stewart and presidential candidates

NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) — Although Jon Stewart is retiring as host of “The Daily Show,” his fans won’t have to wait long for his return to television. The Emmy-winning comedian will be moderating the third Republican presidential debate, to air on Comedy Central on August 23. After sixteen years of making jokes at the expense […]

Trump Already Building His Presidential Library

NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) — Ground broke Monday on the President Donald J. Trump Library and Museum in Upper Manhattan.  Funded solely by Donald J. Trump, the $1.5 billion project is touted to be the largest of all the other presidential libraries. “It will house all the tens of thousands of things – millions of things, […]

Trump Forms Charity to Find Cure for Narcissistic Personality Disorder

NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) — One need not be cynical to believe that celebrities only make large donations to causes when they have some personal connection to it. Not that there’s a problem with that; it takes huge amounts of money to conduct research into various ailments with the hope of someday discovering a cure, and […]

Chris Christie Insists Gay Houseboy is ‘Just a Friend’

Governor Chris Christie (R-NJ) insists his relationship with a Filipino houseboy is purely professional.