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November 27, 2009June 6, 2015 Braddon Mendelson

Man Gives Right Nut for a Beer

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Man Gives Right Nut for a Beer

GARDEN GROVE, CA – Lee Joseph Flanders told the clerk at the corner liquor store last Wednesday that he was so thirsty he would “give his right nut for a beer,” but when he reached for his wallet to purchase a 32-ounce Molson Lager, he came up a few dollars short.

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