5 years ago
Is it okay for cashiers to say ‘Merry Christmas’?
The cashier should first determine if the customer is, in fact, merry. Inquire, for example, the state of their relationships, the quantity of their 401k funds and perhaps most telling, have they had a good bowel movement today. Merry, indeed.
— Rep. Sal Dennison,
Ohio
12 years ago
Did American Airlines act properly when it removed Alec Baldwin from a plane for not turning off his cell phone prior to take-off?
“It was completely wrong of the airline to treat Mr. Baldwin in this manner, and I blame the flight attendant for not knowing how big a star he is. You just don’t go around kicking big stars off of airplanes, no matter what.”
–Alec Baldwin
Famous Actor
New York, NY
12 years ago
Should the Government Pay to Remove Crack Houses in Blighted Neighborhoods?
“To tear down a whole house just for a few minor repairs doesn’t make any sense. Wouldn’t it be money better spent to fill in the cracks of these otherwise inhabitable homes and give a pathetic street junkie a warm place to stay to do his drug deals?”
— Brittany Headstrong,
Pharmacist,
Manhattan, KS
12 years ago
If the Presidential Election Were Held Today, for Whom Would You Vote?
“Michele Bachmann, definitely. I look forward to at least four years of listening to her thoughtful discourse and well-reasoned policy positions. In addition, I feel she will do the most to ensure my future job security.”
— Ben LaDroit
Writer
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart