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September 3, 2009 Braddon Mendelson

Charlton Heston’s Gun Taken from His ‘Cold, Dead Hands’

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Charlton Heston’s Gun Taken from His ‘Cold, Dead Hands’

GLENDALE, CA — In keeping with the late actor’s wishes, Charlton Heston’s decaying remains were exhumed today, and a vintage 1874 military rifle — made famous in his “cold, dead hands” speech — was removed from his cold, dead hands.

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