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March 25, 2010 Braddon Mendelson

Military Proposes ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Suck’ Policy

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Military Proposes ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Suck’ Policy

“We believe this rule will greatly reduce the amount of oral copulation occurring on the battlefield,” said Gates. “The United States can no longer afford to have our men in uniform mouth-fucking one another in time of war.”

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