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February 11, 2010 Braddon Mendelson

Wal-Mart Seeks to Hire its First Jew

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Wal-Mart Seeks to Hire its First Jew

BENTONVILLE, AR – Desiring to showcase its commitment to diversity, Wal-Mart is looking to hire a Jew in one of its 4200 stores nationwide.

“We are reaching out to the Jewish community,” Wal-Mart CEO Mike Duke told reporters. “We want to let Jews know they have a home here.”

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October 5, 2009June 11, 2015 Braddon Mendelson

Goodwill Bans Donations from Man with Bad Taste

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Goodwill Bans Donations from Man with Bad Taste

OKALHOMA CITY — An information technology consultant was banned for life by Goodwill Industries from donating any more of his “crap.”

December 21, 2008 Braddon Mendelson

Santa Won't be Coming to Your Town

Santa is skipping Christmas this year. In this video, he explains why.

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