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January 25, 2010June 6, 2015 Braddon Mendelson

Compulsive Masturbator Banned from Sperm Bank

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Compulsive Masturbator Banned from Sperm Bank

Oliver Kertockum visited the clinic every day for the last three years. When he arrived last Friday, however, staffers refused to hand over the sterile collection cup, and instead demanded he seek professional help.

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December 10, 2009June 6, 2015 Braddon Mendelson

Tiger Woods to Endorse Sperm Bank

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Tiger Woods to Endorse Sperm Bank

DENVER — On the heels of Gatorade and other major companies terminating their sponsorship agreements with Tiger Woods, the Heritage Sperm Repository of Colorado Springs has announced a major endorsement deal with the renowned golfer.

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