TV Listings Detective Dan, Professional Crap Sniffer Detective Dan can identify over 3000 different varieties of feces just by smelling them, yet he still can't find a woman to settle down with. Editors December 19, 2012 (Last updated: December 9, 2018) 1 minute read Detective Dan can identify over 3000 different varieties of feces just by smelling them, yet he still can’t find a woman to settle down with. Post navigation Previous: Historic Document Reveals Founding Fathers Wanted Mentally Ill to Kill Many People at OnceNext: 10 New State Laws for 2013 Related Stories TV Listings The Jobs Report Editors January 28, 2013 TV Listings The Vomitorium Editors March 24, 2012 TV Listings All Those Neggahs Editors January 2, 2012