Indigoing, Going, Gone!
WASHINGTON DC (TheSkunk.org) — In an unexpected announcement from the White House, President Trump today told reporters he would be removing the color indigo from “that rainbow thing” [the electromagnetic spectrum] effective immediately. Trump called the color’s moniker a “fun word ,” even though it will no longer appear anywhere in the universe. “IN-DEE-GO,” he uttered, unnunciating each syllable slowly and separately. He claimed, without evidence, the name was derived from the 17th century native American Pocahantas, who he called the nation’s first “Indigo Girl” and that since no one had ever heard of the color before, it was superfluous. “It’s fun to say, but it’s a color nobody wants and it’s costing taxpayers billions of dollars, so we’re getting rid of it.”
He added, “Biden wanted to keep all the colors because of his incompetence. I am the first president in history to remove a color. “
Trump then bounced the idea of changing the name of “blue” to “Hitler Blue.”
