SHIBANNA NATION (TheSkunk) — ICE agents yesterday detained twelve Native Americans and sent them to a detention center in Arkansas. “America is for Americans,” explained DHS Secretary Noem. “If you’re not from America, you should go back and be productive citizens in your own nation.”
Families of the captive dozen expressed outrage at the abductions. “To call Ms. Noem ignorant would be an understatement,” said Arnold Thundercloud, spokesperson for the Shibanna Tribe, adding: “There is an ancient Indian name for people like her: ‘Moron.’”
Noem expressed frustration at being unable to determine the detainees’ home of origin. “Be assured, our department will learn the truth about these aliens,” she asserted. “In the meantime, we are sending them to South Korea, where at least they will be around other foreigners.”
