Tag: 2008 election
McCain Selects Obama for Running Mate
ARIZONA – In a surprise move early this morning, Sen. John McCain announced that Barack Obama will be his running mate for the 2008 presidential
The Onion Endorses Kucinich
“The Onion” has officially endorsed Congressman Dennis Kucinich for president.
Satan Distances Himself from Rev. Wright
In a press release issued yesterday, Satan has distanced himself from Reverend Jeremiah Wright, the contentious Chicago pastor who created a maelstrom of controversy for
McCain to Highest Court: Annoint Me
John McCain has asked the Supreme Court to intervene in the 2008 presidential elections, by issuing a ruling that would make him the President, effectively
