Election 2008

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Obama Invites Snipers to Inauguration

Braddon Mendelson January 16, 2009

WASHINGTON -- Keeping with his message of inclusion, President-elect Barack Obama has invited a group of thirteen...

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Blagojevich appoints penis to U.S. Senate

Braddon Mendelson December 31, 2008

Embattled Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich has appointed his penis to fill the U.S. Senate seat vacated by...

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Obama's Senate Seat for Sale on eBay

Braddon Mendelson December 12, 2008

SPRINGFIELD, IL -- After the disclosure of Governor Blagojevich's plan to accept a bribe in exchange for...

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Mormons Teach Gay Marriage to Children

Braddon Mendelson November 7, 2008

SACRAMENTO, CA — Over 10 million California grade school students have been introduced to the subject of...

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Racists Disappointed in Election Outcome

Braddon Mendelson November 5, 2008

SCOURGE, AR — A gathering of racists at a local diner expressed their disappointment at the election of...

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Biden Tells Supporters Okay to Stay Home

Braddon Mendelson November 2, 2008

PHILADELPHIA, PA — In the latest rhetorical gaffe for the Democratic vice-presidential candidate, Senator Joe Biden claimed...

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Palin Caught in Prank Jesus Call

Braddon Mendelson November 1, 2008

JUNEAU, AK — Former vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin had a brief phone conversation with a man she...

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Harassing Phone Calls Linked to McCain

Braddon Mendelson November 1, 2008

PHOENIX, AZ — Backers of Senator Barack Obama have been receiving anonymous phone calls, assailing them with...

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The Academy of Sarah Palin Look-Alikes

Braddon Mendelson October 29, 2008

Ever wonder where all those Sarah Palin look-alikes come from?

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'Plumber Joe' Replaced by 'Crack Whore Wanda'

Braddon Mendelson October 16, 2008

AKRON, OH -- In a speech today, Senator McCain alluded to a young prostitute named Wanda he...

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