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August 13, 2012 Braddon Mendelson

Obama Seeks to Punish Romney’s Success by Taking Away His Wealth and Distributing It to American People

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Obama Seeks to Punish Romney’s Success by Taking Away His Wealth and Distributing It to American People

“Why should he be entitled to all this wealth,” asked the President, “when so many of our fellow citizens struggle every day to put food on the table?”

November 2, 2011 Braddon Mendelson

House Changes U.S. Motto to 'Buyer Beware'

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House Changes U.S. Motto to 'Buyer Beware'

WASHINGTON –The House voted along party lines today to pass a GOP resolution changing the motto of the United States to “Buyer Beware.”

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August 14, 2009 Braddon Mendelson

Union Bank Vagina Preferred over Walmart Puckered Anus

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Union Bank Vagina Preferred over Walmart Puckered Anus

In a recent opinion poll, consumers preferred the new Union Bank logo, a swollen red vagina, to Walmart’s yellow puckered anus, by a margin of two-to-one.

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