DETROIT (TheSkunk.org) — In light of reported fatalities related to faulty ignition switches and power steering mechanisms – and in a last-ditch effort to restore
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AAA Warns Members of Government ‘Car Grabbers’
“If the government sends their black helicopters to come after our cars,” said AAA President and CEO Robert Darbelnet, “they will be in for the fight of their lives.”
Man Gets Cash for Clunker Wife
BUTTE, MO — Due to a loophole in the federal “Cash for Clunkers” program, local dentist Halman Johnson was able to bring his wife of twenty-two years into the local Ford dealership and walk away with $4500 cash and a 2010 Escort Cabriolet hybrid.
New Microsoft Automobile Needs Reboot
SEATTLE — Bill Gates has thrown his hat into the auto manufacturing ring. Microsoft’s first generation of vehicles will be the aptly named “Car, VER. 01,” and will feature internet connectivity and voice activated controls.
