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April 30, 2009 Braddon Mendelson

CDC: Swine Flu Victims Are Mainly Pigs

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CDC: Swine Flu Victims Are Mainly Pigs

ATLANTA — Scientists at the Centers for Disease Control have found that 99.9% of the victims of the H1N1 influenza virus, commonly known as the “Swine Flu,” are pigs.

April 15, 2009 Braddon Mendelson

Cheney: Somali Pirates Responsible for 9/11

Former vice-president Dick Cheney said in an interview Monday that the Somali pirates who have been wreaking havoc on commercial shipping off the coast of East Africa are responsible for the World Trade Center attacks of September 11, 2001.

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