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March 23, 2013 Braddon Mendelson

Mitt Romney 'Shellshocked' After Losing Papal Election to Argentine Socialist

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Mitt Romney 'Shellshocked' After Losing Papal Election to Argentine Socialist

According to a senior adviser, Romney was “shellshocked” upon learning that he lost the papacy to Jorge Mario Bergoglio, now known as Pope Francis.

November 13, 2012 Braddon Mendelson

GOP Blames Loss on Too Many People Voting for Other Candidate

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GOP Blames Loss on Too Many People Voting for Other Candidate

Republicans have been reflecting on the results of the 2012 presidential election, trying to find an explanation for the humiliating defeat that left their party shell-shocked and grieving.

November 1, 2012 Braddon Mendelson

Your Dad Will Never Have as Much Money As Me

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Your Dad Will Never Have as Much Money As Me

Commentary by Mitt Romney. Whether I am sworn in as the 45th president on January 20, 2013 or have the opportunity to give an incredibly humble, yet patriotic concession speech the night before, I will still, always and forever, have more money than your old man.

October 31, 2012 Braddon Mendelson

Black Guy Who Appears Behind Romney at Campaign Rallies Asks for Raise

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Black Guy Who Appears Behind Romney at Campaign Rallies Asks for Raise

George K. Johnson, who was brought onto the Romney campaign in 2011 to “give the illusion of African America support,” said he receives $5 per appearance.

October 26, 2012 Braddon Mendelson

Romney Begins Construction on His Presidential Library One Week Before Election

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Romney Begins Construction on His Presidential Library One Week Before Election

Romney said the library will offer a comprehensive look at his presidency, including an entire wing dedicated to “my landslide victory in the 2012 election.”

October 23, 2012 Braddon Mendelson

Undecided Voters Drawn Toward Romney's Indecisiveness

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Undecided Voters Drawn Toward Romney's Indecisiveness

A new survey today of undecided voters found that either 60% or 75% or 32% of them were drawn toward Mitt Romney, because of the kinship they feel with the former Massachusetts Governor’s history of flip-flops, indecisiveness and fluctuating opinions.

October 9, 2012January 3, 2019 Braddon Mendelson

The Real Mitt Romney

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The Real Mitt Romney

Businessman? Liar? Mormon Missionary? Cabbage Patch Kid? Just who is the real Mitt Romney?

September 21, 2012 Braddon Mendelson

Romney's Campaign Shuttle Flies Over 47% of the Country

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Romney's Campaign Shuttle Flies Over 47% of the Country

Mitt Romney’s flight thrills fans nationwide.

September 15, 2012 Braddon Mendelson

Mormons Attack New Zealand Embassy to Protest Broadway Musical

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Mormons Attack New Zealand Embassy to Protest Broadway Musical

An angry mob of Mormon activists broke through the gates of the New Zealand embassy to protest the Broadway musical “the Book of Mormon.”

September 13, 2012 Braddon Mendelson

Romney Blasts Obama for ‘Misguided’ Purchase of Louisiana Territory

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Romney Blasts Obama for ‘Misguided’ Purchase of Louisiana Territory

Mitt Romney slammed President Obama for squandering millions of taxpayer dollars in a real estate transaction with Napoleon Bonaparte.

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