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September 11, 2012 Braddon Mendelson

Romney Tells Jews He Played Shofar in High School Band

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Romney Tells Jews He Played Shofar in High School Band

Mitt Romney recalled fondly how he used to play the shofar in his high school marching band.

August 31, 2012 Braddon Mendelson

Staples Inks Deal with Clint Eastwood

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Staples Inks Deal with Clint Eastwood

Clint Eastwood has signed a deal to be the spokesperson for Staples, the office supply company that received startup capital from Mitt Romney.

August 30, 2012 Braddon Mendelson

Imaginary Obama Polling Higher Than Romney

In a new CNN poll released immediately following the Republican National Convention, the imaginary President Obama created by actor Clint Eastwood leads Mitt Romney by 15 points.

August 30, 2012 Braddon Mendelson

Clint Eastwood Pays Tribute to Ronald Reagan’s Alzheimer’s Disease

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Clint Eastwood Pays Tribute to Ronald Reagan’s Alzheimer’s Disease

Actor-Director Clint Eastwood introduced Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney at the RNC convention Thursday night with a ten-minute tribute to Ronald Reagan’s Alzheimer’s disease.

August 13, 2012 Braddon Mendelson

Obama Seeks to Punish Romney’s Success by Taking Away His Wealth and Distributing It to American People

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Obama Seeks to Punish Romney’s Success by Taking Away His Wealth and Distributing It to American People

“Why should he be entitled to all this wealth,” asked the President, “when so many of our fellow citizens struggle every day to put food on the table?”

August 10, 2012 Braddon Mendelson

Romney Received Millions in Tax Refunds

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Romney Received Millions in Tax Refunds

Sources at the Treasury Department reveal Mitt Romney received millions of dollars from the IRS from 2001 through 2008.

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August 7, 2012 Braddon Mendelson

Romney Replaces Entire Cayman Islands Olympic Team with Chinese

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Romney Replaces Entire Cayman Islands Olympic Team with Chinese

The decision to outsource the team was “all business,” according to Romney, who formed a shell corporation in the Caymans to handle the transaction.

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July 13, 2012 Braddon Mendelson

Romney Greets NAACP Conference with 'Hakuna Matada'

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Romney Greets NAACP Conference with 'Hakuna Matada'

Mitt Romney began his speech to the annual NAACP conference with the phrase “Hakuna Matada.”

July 9, 2012 Braddon Mendelson

Romney Failed to Declare Income From Work in Porn Films

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Romney Failed to Declare Income From Work in Porn Films

Mitt Romney allegedly failed to report income he made performing in a string of pormographic movies.

June 4, 2012 Braddon Mendelson

Keystone Pipeline Spill Would Employ Thousands, Says Romney

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Keystone Pipeline Spill Would Employ Thousands, Says Romney

Mitt Romney said that on his first day in office he will approve the Keystone Pipeline, which will create hundreds of thousands of jobs in the oil clean-up industry within two years.

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