The wizard Gandalf is seen emerging from the surface of the red planet in a photograph taken by NASA’s Mars rover.
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Bachmann Would Replace Space Shuttle with Angels
STILLWATER, MINN (TheSkunk.org) — Rep. Michelle Bachman today said that if she becomes president, she would replace NASA’s erstwhile space shuttle program with angels from heaven.
NASA Successfully Crashes Telescope into Earth
ALICE SPRINGS, Australia — Scientists at NASA successfully completed their mission to verify the gravitational pull of an expensive item when dropped from high in the air.
Moon Blast Kills 22 Civilians
PASADENA, CA — NASA has apologized for the deaths of 22 people caused by a rocket that exploded upon impact into the lunar surface earlier this morning.
Palestinians Prepare for Moon Launch
Combining its fleet of homemade rocket-launchers with Iranian missile technology, the Hamas Space Agency (HASA) announced today it has begun the countdown for its first mission to the moon.
NASA Scientists Reveal McCain Dead for Years
Satellite imagery from NASA’s LANDSAT program has revealed striking evidence that John McCain died over 50,000 years ago. “We can assess the age of an
