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November 26, 2018November 30, 2018 Braddon Mendelson

Police Blame Victim for Not Changing Color Prior to Being Shot

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Police Blame Victim for Not Changing Color Prior to Being Shot

A black man who was shot by police at a mall should have camouflaged himself by changing skin color, say authorities.

August 27, 2009 Braddon Mendelson

Suicide Note Reveals Poor Grammar

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Suicide Note Reveals Poor Grammar

RAMSDELL, MO — A suicide note left by a local man demonstrated a remarkably poor understanding of syntax and grammar, according to authorities.

May 31, 2009 Braddon Mendelson

Woman Accused of Changing Husband's 'Sleep Number'

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Woman Accused of Changing Husband's 'Sleep Number'

DENVER — A Colorado woman was accused of changing her husband’s Sleep Number on the couple’s adjustable Select Comfort mattress. Arlene Gimbleman had bought the king-size bed five years earlier as a gift for her spouse, whose lower back had been giving him problems since childhood.

February 24, 2009 Braddon Mendelson

Man Ticketed for Parking Too Long at Meter

DENVER — A Colorado motorist was given a citation from a local law enforcement officer for leaving his car parked at a curbside meter several minutes after the time had expired.

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