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July 29, 2009 Braddon Mendelson

Old Men Have Shorter Life Expectancies

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Old Men Have Shorter Life Expectancies

CHICAGO — Results of a study conducted by the Journal of American Research suggest that old men have a shorter life expectancy than that of their younger counterparts.

July 25, 2009December 7, 2016 Braddon Mendelson

Obama Regrets Use of Term ‘Douche Bag’ in Reference to Elderly Crosssing Guard

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Obama Regrets Use of Term ‘Douche Bag’ in Reference to Elderly Crosssing Guard

WASHINGTON, DC — In an interview on Face the Nation, President Obama regretted using the term “douche bag” when referring to a local 80-year-old crossing guard.

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