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Month: March 2009

March 1, 2009 Braddon Mendelson

Jesus' Suicide Note Unearthed

Religion
Jesus' Suicide Note Unearthed

JERUSALEM — New archaeological evidence uncovered over the weekend suggests that Jesus was not sentenced to crucifixion by the Roman Empire as previously believed, but that he committed suicide by nailing his own writsts to the cross.

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