Mike Huckabee’s Plan to Save Israel with Mass Baptism of Jews

HOPE, AK ( — Presidential candidate and Baptist preacher Mike Huckabee said on Tuesday the best way to defend Israel against threats to its very existence is to convert all the Jews to Christians, via a mass baptismal event. “Iran and other terrorist nations want to obliterate the Jewish State,” said Huckabee in a recent […]

War on Christmas ‘Winnable’ Say Jewish Lawmakers

WASHINGTON ( – Members of the Congressional Jewish Caucus Tuesday issued a statement expressing their belief that the ongoing war on Christmas can be won by the end of the year. Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-FL) told reporters the United States should put all its available resources into putting an end to this decades-old conflict. […]

Pope Offered Job as Tobacco Lobbyist

Ending days of speculation on what Pope Benedict XVI will be doing in retirement now that he has announced his resignation, the Pontiff told reporters he has accepted a job with RJ Reynolds Tobacco, and will be working to help Congress draft laws that are “sensible for the tobacco industry.”

Penn State Donates Paterno Statue to Vatican

Joe Paterno Statue Shipped to Vaticn

Penn State officials tore down the controversial statue of the late Joe Paterno and shipped it to the Vatican, where it will be on display at St. Peter’s Basilica.

Local Walmart Apologizes for Accidentally Carrying Hanukkah Wrapping Paper

Wal-Mart Apologizes for Carrying Hanukkah Wrapping Paper

FAIRHOPE, AL ( — Christian protestors expressed their outrage yesterday outside the Wal-Mart on County Road, after someone in their Church discovered Hanukkah wrapping paper for sale in a bin at the end of the Christmas aisle.

New Book Claims Jesus Not a Jew

New Book Says Jesus Not a Jew

A prominent Christian scholar provides proof that that Jesus Christ was not Jewish, but Christian.

New Predictions Follow Rapture Fizzle

A handy list of future world events that are certain to leave you with at least as much fulfillment as that Rapture thing.

'Shroud of Urine' Authenticity Disputed in New Study

VATICAN CITY ( — The stained cloth that was allegedly wrapped around the loins of Jesus to absorb his final urination is a fake, according to a prominent scientist.

Pope Says Pedophilia Okay if Priests ‘Pull Out’


VATICAN CITY—Announcing new guidelines on child abuse, Pope Benedict XVI said all priests have been instructed to “pull out” before climaxing.

Pope Gives Bible a Second Look and Says It Makes No Sense

Bible make no sense

VATICAN CITY — Pope Benedict XVI recently re-read the Bible and came to the conclusion that it made no sense. In a recent press conference, the Pontiff told reporters he decided to read the Holy Scriptures merely for pleasure, and was taken aback by “how confusing and illogical it is.”