Obama Warns of ‘Axis of Buffoonery’

NEW YORK — President Obama today warned the world of the threat posed by leaders Hugo Chavez, Muammar al-Gaddafi and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, whom he referred to as the “Axis of Buffoonery,” after listening to speeches given by the dictators to the United Nations General Assembly.

“We cannot allow these rogue nincompoops to spread their unique brand of dimwitted lunacy to the serious nations of the world,” said Obama, who declared that it will be the policy of the United States to counter “brainless ejaculatory jibberish” with every resource available.

Gaddafi, Chavez and Ahmadinejad responded by performing a sketch based on an old “Three Stooges” short, where they referred to Obama as a “wise guy,” then proceeded to poke each other in the eyes with their extended index and middle fingers.